View the gallery It's a testament to the strength of the original cast that, so far, most of my time watching the show is spent tolerating the new guard while waiting for the oldies to sink their teeth into each other. Although, credit where credit is due: Josh
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View the gallery This week in JR, we got some good, old-fashioned geriatric verbal brawling, courtesy of the return of Cliff Barnes. "Time has not been kind to that face, JR purred. "But I do recall the smell of brimstone and CRAZY." And, later: "I&
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View the gallery This is the promo shot they used between back-to-back episodes, encouraging us to stay tuned. What they NEEDED to do was just do a giant close-up of Hagman and let everyone else float around behind him, like on one of those weirdly water-colored
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View the gallery This is how much I loved '80s soaps as a kid: The Dallas theme song was one of the first tunes I ever learned to play on the piano, followed immediately thereafter by the Dynasty theme, both of which I specifically asked my music teacher to
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View the gallery Welcome back, Aria. We've missed you.
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View the gallery "I'm super insecure about whether you love me," Dan said, as twelve birds laid eggs on his scalp. "You have nothing to worry about," Blair lied, while secretly going limp at the prospect of dating a stubbly Rizzo from an all-
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View the gallery Stuff we learned in the basically awesome finale of Revenge: Emily is actually Sydney Bristow, right down to the Presumed Dead Not Dead Mom, whom I can only hope will actually be played by Lena Olin as well, despite the fact that she's too old.
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View the gallery Sorry about how LONG it took me to get to all of these. I'm sure you'll find a way to ENACT YOUR REVENGE, just in time for tonight's finale. The most recent three episodes of this season were essentially: "I
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View the gallery So, after a couple of disappointing and underwhelming episodes, Hart of Dixie nailed its season finale. SO MUCH FINALLY HAPPENED. In a nutshell: George told Lemon an hour before the wedding that he couldn't marry her (after spending all day organizing moving the wedding from
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View the gallery First of all: we learned Friday that Hart of Dixie was renewed for a second season, and we're actually really excited. This show is too cute to be cancelled. Sadly, Ringer WAS axed, so I suggest we all take a moment of silence for Heather&
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View the gallery The weird subplot of this whole season was Christina Aguilera Refuses To Give Whole-Hearted Props To The Contestant Who Was On Mickey Mouse Club With Her. She would say things like, "You have a great voice... I mean, you're kind of one-note,
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View the gallery All you need to know is that George and Lemon are getting back together, despite the fact that she was incredibly, super irritating this entire episode, and perhaps her entire life. You also need to know that Hot Neighbor Wade has decided he needs to get over
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View the gallery It had to happen eventually. There's only so many times Christina could keep it sedate before her sanity got a pimple. Also: Cee Lo wears atomic gnashers. No, really.
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View the gallery As the weeks have gone on, it's like the costumers sat down with the producers and said, "We can't keep up. It's too much. If you tone down the overall madness, we can keep you flush with large beads, big
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View the gallery Here's what didn't happen: Pastel pants on Lavon, ANY JUSTIN HARTLEY AT ALL. Here's what DID: George went into crazy cheerful mode after breaking up with Lemon, up to and including: dancing with strangers, eating ice cream, buying a motorcycle, singing
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