Fug the Show: Hart of Dixie recap, episode 207
View the gallery Poor Lemon.
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View the gallery Poor Lemon.
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View the gallery You are going to die inside when you see Blair's latest design. I think the show actually burrowed under rock bottom right then and planted a little flag down there.
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View the gallery I think it's safe to say your show has problems when the plot requires your protagonist send her nemesis to prison and it's disappointing because said nemesis was the only interesting person in town. Also when it's running a show-long
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View the gallery Let's pre-game for tonight's new episode by reviewing last week's: Scarlett FINALLY gets a tiny bit of a spine, albeit for slightly off reasons; Teddy remains pretty but dim; and we get LOTS of fisticuffs. Perfect for your hump day
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View the gallery I have a sincere question about this show: Which of these couples are we supposed to be rooting for? Usually, on a show like this, you can at least tell who the show wants you to want to hook up -- even if you are actually rooting for
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View the gallery I'm not kidding: The ENTIRE Chuck Bass subplot this week hinged on that old myth parents tell their kids about how their suddenly absent, cherished family pet got sent to a wonderful farm. Next week, someone will learn that Santa isn't real.
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View the gallery This show continues its pellmell spiral into Charmsville. It's amazing how easily I have been wooed onto Team Lemon -- both because she's no longer styled like a time-traveler, because Jaime King's acting has improved immensely, and because I have realized
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View the gallery I don't know about you, but I thought this episode was actually really pretty good. At last interesting stuff is happening that isn't all blah blah trust fund blah blah Grayson Global blah blah blah blah blah. Although I have some serious concerns
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View the gallery Listen, if twangy man problems and sequins can't ease our stress right now, what can?
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View the gallery I have to say, this episode was really good. I actually am feeling great fondness for Lemon. Who knows if it's because she is more sympathetic now that she's a single girl living on a boat, or if it's because the
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View the gallery We need to discuss something: What happened to college? Chuck never went; I get that. Nate was at Columbia and then randomly took over the Spectator, having presumably barely even scraped together his high-school diploma and only demonstrably attended classes at Columbus for an hour. Serena
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View the gallery In which Emily brings out her boobs, Jack has A LOT OF PROBLEMS (not the least of which is his wardrobe), and someone falls off a balcony in a very unladylike manner.
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View the gallery Apologies to those of you who really hate that I still call her Tami Taylor. I'm not trying to freeze out the people who didn't watch Friday Night Lights; it's just a tic, like how Luke Perry will always be Dylan
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View the gallery This week, Hart of Dixie went in a somewhat unanticipated direction that I think is going to pay off for them. Aliens invaded. Just kidding.
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View the gallery In which the show returns to the old chestnut, "Blair Acts Like An Idiot Because She Has Never Learned Anything, Ever, From Any Of The Other Times She Has Acted Like An Idiot, And Serena Gets To Be Smug And A Party Happens." There'
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