View the gallery It took me ALL SEASON to catch the opening credits to Sunday Night Football, but finally, I got a peek at what Faith Hill brought to the party this year. And apparently what she brought was 98 percent of her thighs.
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View the gallery I was going to say, "I don't know why I bother to watch these things," but that would be a lie: I DVR them SPECIFICALLY so that we can all have a laugh at whatever hopeless shenanigans are passing for Exciting. New Year&
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View the gallery Poor Lemon. Poor Lavon. Poor George, for having to witness Tim Matheson sexing up Laura Bell Bundy on a bear skin rug.
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View the gallery I wanted to begin the slideshow way I had hoped the series would've ended: Georgina Sparks, wearing somebody's hand mirror on her neck, staring with narrowed eyes at some unknown target. I was praying for a spinoff -- The Georgina Monologues, or Sparks &
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View the gallery At this point, the finale season is a failure if it DOESN'T end with Georgina Sparks poisoning their food and then becoming President.
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View the gallery Apologies for the tardiness of this recap. I was off getting my REVENGE on people. By which I mean, I had a cold. Which also means that I watched this while on a wacktacular cocktail of cold remedies and am therefore perhaps not a super reliable recapper.
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View the gallery Here is my holiday wish for this show: Send Teddy and Peggy away to live on an island somewhere with Powers Boothe (sorry, dude, but the mayoral stuff kills the show), dirty up Tami a bit so she's not always such a freaking hero all
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View the gallery This show continues to be extremely charming. And I continue to want to move to Bluebell. It's full of handsome, gainfully employed single men AND it has some kind of entertaining event every single week, and everyone comes out and is enthusiastic and no one
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View the gallery This episode attempts to convince us that Serena Van Der Woodsen knows how to cook and is capable of grocery shopping. Character growth is fine and all, but let's not overreach, eh, Gossip Girl?
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View the gallery The scenes with Connie Britton and Hayden Panettiere were totally the spark this show needed; too bad Scarlett still can't breathe and speak at the same time.
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View the gallery Dear Show, I am never going to be rooting for Lavon and Ruby. Although making me side with Lemon is kind of a stroke of genius, now that I think about it. Okay, then. CARRY ON. Best, Jessica
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View the gallery Some of the dominoes are starting to fall -- we get a nice twist about Ivy's co-conspirator -- but the most important facet of this episode is: This show's power teens dress like my nightmares.
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View the gallery I was JUST going to complain about how the whole Hayden vs. Tami premise has been dropped and they no longer have scenes together, but apparently tonight's episode might rev that engine anew. Woohoo! So let's just sit back and enjoy the arrival
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View the gallery In which an Olympian is not impressed with Dr. Zoe Hart.
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View the gallery In which Blair looks as cute as her designs are abysmal, Ivy looks like a spandex hooker, and Chuck Bass looks at a Windows Phone like it's a naked lady.
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