View the gallery In which Zoe deals with the aftermath of her breakup the way everyone has dealt with the aftermath of a breakup: waking up with candy stuck to her face, singing angry songs, eating pie, and taking to her bed. Poor Zoe. Wade deals with the aftermath of
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View the gallery TNT didn't do anything this cheesy; I just took a screen cap and made it black and white and threw some quotes on it to try and remind myself of how bangin' JR Ewing was. Yes, was. He is an ex-villain. He is
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View the gallery What I've wanted to happen with this show is finally happening: The Carrie Bradshaw hook, despite winking references here and there, has stopped mattering because the characters are starting to work in their own rights. (And, I can't say it enough, AnnaSophia Robb
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View the gallery This magazine nailed the most important headline in the history of journalism, fake or otherwise: "CARNIVOROUS ROACH PLAYS POSSUM, THEN POUNCES ON PREY." I knew it. I KNEW THEY'D BE COMING FOR US.
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View the gallery Oh Wade.
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View the gallery Well, this is it: The episode where Hagman had died (which means JR must expire next week...) and they had to insert him into it with random cutaways and deleted footage from other episodes. It is... ham-handed, but I have sympathy. He was glaringly absent during
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View the gallery Remember how nice George seemed? Well, don't get too attached.
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View the gallery Just taking a quick break from the Oscars to check in on what's happening in BlueBell, and the news is not good. Basically, Wade has a FREAK OUT because Zoe buys him a neon sign for the bar he wants to open -- the one he&
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View the gallery This is long -- I am trying to catch up on what happened while we were at Fashion Week -- but I promise, it's worth it: This show is really juicy, and EVERYONE is striking deals behind everyone else's back. John Ross and JR are
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View the gallery This show. It is such a hot mess. Parts of the most recent two episodes were genuinely interesting and emotional: poor Amanda dying after (stupidly) going back onto an exploding boat to rescue an accessory; Victoria shooting WhatsHerName NoOneCares to protect Daniel from being framed for something
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View the gallery Thanksgiving at the Bradshaw house reveals more things about the show that I don't believe, but DOES include a scene about giblets that pretty much mirrors how I still treat them. Which is, with GREAT DISTASTE.
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View the gallery TWO IN A ROW where Tami gets her hands -- actually, other body parts -- dirty. And it closed with classic Gunnar and Scarlett musical awesomeness, AND she has a spine now, for real. I am gleeful.
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View the gallery In which Scott Porter is marooned in a plot that requires him to sing to a dog; AB realizes that sleeping with your best friend's One True Love is tough to justify, even if you and OTL really really really dig each other; and Lavon
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View the gallery I know we said we'd be off today, but I have to stay ahead of the new episodes, right? Even if it's only by a few hours. This one had a mostly predictable Carrie plot that did at least end up someplace I
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View the gallery This was a really good, juicy episode, full of NAUGHTY. I knew it would get tasty when Tami and Hayden went out on tour, and the show didn't disappoint. FINALLY, PEOPLE ARE GETTING IT DONE. And by "it," I mean a variety of
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