View the gallery The last five or ten minutes set up some good old-fashioned soapy drama for season three, if the show gets renewed. Everyone cross your fingers, because with Revenge being so terrible and Pretty Little Liars being almost indecipherable at times (although I am still hooked), TV
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View the gallery In which the show continues to drag out the question: Listen, Does Tim Matheson Have a Deadly Brain Fog Or What? If the CW doesn't renew Hart of Dixie and the entire show ends on a cliffhanger in which Tim Matheson's brain is
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View the gallery Look what's back! And it brought really cute pants.
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View the gallery They double-pumped this last week, to my surprise when I sat down last night to watch them, and we have a two-hour finale tonight. I'm not sure what burning things off like that means for the fate of this show, but I know
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View the gallery By now I'm a broken record about this show: Cast chemistry good, AnnaSophia Robb delightful, overall teeming with potential, but plots inconsistent and strangely paced. The season finale had great moments, but I don't understand a) taking your best character, Walt, and rushing
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View the gallery There was LOTS of Maddie standing next to Deacon, and Deacon slinging an arm around her, and basically, if this guy's not heading toward having a surprise teenage daughter soon then the writers are just enjoying yanking our chains.
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View the gallery Well, look. This show still has big problems, but I can't complain too much about an episode that killed off Padma, introduced a Secret Baby, involved nuns, and featured a masquerade ball. All of those things -- murders, secret babies, nuns, and masquerades -- need to happen
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View the gallery In which Steven Weber arrives, on the wings of smarminess.
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View the gallery In which Dorrit washes all that stuff off her pretty face, two out of three Bradshaws have sex, the most interesting character (Walt) gets sidelined with only one episode to go (sigh), and Larissa gets about three lines before all the requisite jokes behind her back about
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View the gallery I'm bummed that this show came back from a long break with an hour that only marginally hinted at its goodness. Even Tami Taylor's hair didn't look up to its usual magnificence, although I'm sure no one noticed because
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View the gallery Fug Madness had me behind by a week, but this will catch us all up, and YOU GUYS, cable's hottest show IS: Dallas. It. Has. Everything. Drunk people, explosions, methane, insults, ladies who fall down stairs, murderous grandfathers, and sex roulette. You know, that thing
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View the gallery In which Sebastian moves at regular speed THE ENTIRE EPISODE... but possibly only because he French-kiss-transferred the slow-motion predilection to Carrie, who closes the hour with it.
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View the gallery The credits were a spare, haunting, stripped-down version of the Dallas theme, ending in this shot of JR, which then dissolves into white. You guys, I don't cry at stuff, but I lost it right then and there. AT THE MAIN TITLES. It was
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View the gallery A confession: I have no idea what is happening on this show. Seriously. Amanda is dead from getting blown up, Jack is sad, the Initiative is bad, Helen Crawley was BORING so Victoria shot her and ABC replaced her with a scarier looking actor, Padma's
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View the gallery The ratings have not been kind to this show, which is too bad, because despite its issues -- which this week include some unappealingly glib treatment of women's sexual liberation --I'd love to see it come back next season and really ramp things up.
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