View the gallery This would be so gorgeous if it were, like, three or four inches longer. But I can't bear myself to call this an Unfug It Up, because what we're working with here is lovely -- it just happens to be the world's
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Overall, I really like this dress on Julianne. But the the bow on the back of the dress interferes -- in photos, anyway -- with the lines of the front. I think in person it probably looked normal, because the eye could distinguish between Dress and Back Bow, but in a flat
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View the gallery I'm sure this will upset a lot of people, because Florence Welch is a Beloved Indie-Type Musical Person Who Is Only Recently Becoming Mainstream So Stop Harshing Her Buzz, Evil Fug Girls. But the thing is, she is not Bjork, and so I am
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View the gallery I'm concerned about Jordin Sparks. Such a cute girl -- and yet her wardrobe for this Grammy weekend veered wildly from ADORABLE to OMGWTF. She probably still has whiplash. Please join me as we take a closer look.
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View the gallery I am always so intrigued -- read: confused -- when people at events stand as though they are on the deck of a sinking ship, all lopsided and akimbo. And it's doubly weird when they do it, and then, as Natasha is here, hike up a shoulder
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View the gallery Lea Michele wore this at a pre-Grammy event honoring Barbra Streisand, at which she performed FOR Barbra Streisand. What I didn't realize is that apparently she had never seen Funny Girl -- the movie featuring the song "Don't Rain On My Parade,
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View the gallery It is true that I am not totally on the Justin Bieber train. I sometimes get Night Fever, or the kind of fever that can only be cured by more cowbell, but I have avoided the fevers Typhoid, Rheumatic, Yellow, and Bieber. So I can't
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It will not surprise anyone that I am really heavily leaning toward bringing down the Fug hammer on this. One: I generally don't approve of unnecessary water fowl. Two: That top looks like a leotard from somebody's Trumpet of the Swan floor routine. Three: Is that
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I have long thought, and continue to think, that Whitney Port is really quite beautiful (she also looks like my sister, to me, and therefore I have fond feelings toward her just based on that alone): But I'm pretty sure this is cracked out. I mean, if you
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It comes as no surprise that Brooklyn Decker -- being a model -- gives good face: She also, it just occurs to me, looks a little bit like Reese Witherspoon. Get those two in a movie together, tout de suite! But does she give good dress? Let's get a better
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View the gallery In case you were wondering: Kidman is tall.
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Tell me: Is it secretly a GOOD idea to spruce up an LBD by stapling your scarves to it? Because I have a few in my Goodwill pile, and a really large box of staples. I'm thinking I could invent a whole new wardrobe.
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So the thing is, Kristin Wiig is in London, and it's February. And while that's not the same thing as being in, say, Nova Scotia in February, it's not exactly a Tahitian winter paradise either. Maybe if I weren't so aware of
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I've heard mixed reviews about Olivia Munn's new sitcom, Perfect Couples -- that it's "not that bad," "far less terrible than you'd think," "kinda okay," "totally horrible," "sorta funny, actually," and, mostly, "
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Secretly -- or not so secretly, as I'm writing it on the interwebs -- I think I might love this: On the other hand, I could see how it's possible that someone might look at her and think it's like Jackson Pollack barfed all over her
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