I love this photo: Anna Paquin's face is really working lately. I don't know why -- maybe she's growing into it (not that I thought she looked like her face was...er, poorly fitted before) or maybe she's just happy, but she looks
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EMMA ROBERTS: Hey there, Marley! MARLEY SHELTON: What's up, Emily? EMMA: It's Emma, actually. MARLEY: Oh, right, sorry, I'm thinking of Emily Pantywaist. EMMA: You mean Hayden Panettiere. MARLEY: Emily Campbell? EMMA: Neve. MARLEY: Well, whatever, I can't be expected to keep
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When I first saw this, I was very perplexed by the optical illusion created by the bands of red at the bottom of her neck bow: I thought they were instead a weird, three-dimensional protuberance attached to her belt, and I made a series of wrinkle-forming face scrunches
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View the gallery "Like, ho, how do you do? My name is Paris. And you are... wait, what's that? Your name is America? That sounds familiar. Have we met? Oh, that's right: YOU USED TO LOVE ME. And then Kim Kardashian wiggled her butt around
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I suspect is one of those outfits where, if Shenae Grimes was wearing it, I would LET HER HAVE IT. (Sorry, Shenae.) But Gwen is one of those people who gets away with things other people can't get away with. Often. In general. On occasion. Not necessarily here?
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Per Wikipedia, Pixie Lott here is an English "singer-songwriter, dancer and actress." And her appearance at the Kids' Choice Awards means one thing and one thing only: they're trying to make her happen in the US. Get ready, Americans, for her to date someone
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KEITH: Come on, pookie face, give the cameras some love. NICOLE: No. KEITH: Awwwww, who's being a crankypants? NICOLE: Shut up. KEITH: Are my little Crabby Drawers? Are you? NICOLE: Stop it! I just... I don't want to break my streak. KEITH: What streak? NICOLE: The
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View the gallery Of the approximately thirty country music awards shows, the ones that don't let Carrie Underwood host are the most boring, because I enjoy her ten costume changes. Even Carrie seems like she had a little trouble drumming up enthusiasm, because seriously, WHAT is happening with
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View the gallery Several things occurred to me when I saw Julianne Hough here: a) Facially, she sort of looks like Amanda Woodward to me. b) Amanda Woodward would NEVER date Ryan Seacrest. c) How is it possible that Us Weekly seriously thinks Julianne Hough is going to marry Seacrest?
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Before Fug Madness started, Heather and I watched The Last Song, the Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth Nicholas Sparks "tearjeaker," and immediately agreed that while that Fromage needed to be Fugged, we had to wait until after Fug Madness was completed, because she looks so terrible in that movie
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View the gallery I had a weird moment of confusion here where I thought for a moment that Blake Lively was appearing at a Harry Potter-specific event, due to his logo behind her head, and I was like, "hold on, self. Wait. Blake Lively isn't IN
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The good news is, I like the shoes. And she seems to like all of it, judging from her smile: It's definitely interesting. I truly don't mean that as a tactful way of saying "terrible" the way I would be if, say, I were
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There is one thing we cannot argue: Ophelia Lovibond is a great, great name. To the point where I wish I could steal it and make it the name of a plucky heroine in a novel, possibly a detective, definitely British. As for the outfit... she's so cute,
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KATIE: So, yeah. ReelzChannel. TOM: Beats the HeelzChannel! KATIE: Right. So let's get this straight. Nicole got To Die For and Moulin Rouge, and I got Mad Money and then a bunch of humiliating song-and-dance appearances and then FINALLY I got to play Jackie O and
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I will be clear about one thing: Sara Ramirez is fab. As skeptical as I am about the Grey's Anatomy Musical Event -- which is to say, DEEPLY and FACE-CLUTCHINGLY unsure if I will be able to watch it unless it's through my fingers -- she is
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