View the gallery Well, Penelope Cruz is definitely doing her bit to pimp Pirates of the Caribbean 4: This Is Still Happening. She's done a bunch of appearances, she seems a tad befuddled about how to wrangle her post-partum chest, AND she's confusing us all
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Elizabeth Olsen here is the Elizabeth for whom half of Elizabeth and James is named -- she's the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley, and I already kind of like her, because look who's NOT making a PRUNE FACE for the cameras: In the, like, three
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View the gallery You have to give Rachel McAdams credit: she doesn't always get it right, but she tries things, and in the long run, that's more interesting than the alternative. So let's take a look at the Marchesa she wore for the Cannes
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It would be inaccurate if I didn't note that I LOVE those shoes: It'd also be inaccurate if I didn't note that I think this is what Maria von Trapp looked like during that dark period when she and the Captain were passing themselves
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We had a TON of e-mails about this dress, ranging from, "Jennifer Aniston wore orange and she looks AWESOME," to, "Ugh, did you see Jennifer Aniston in her vagina-boobs dress?" I see both sides of that. Part of me thinks this is really pretty,
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Remember when she was driving the wrong way on the freeway and we all thought she and Paris were eventually going to be cellmates? I'm glad it didn't work out that way. Even if she DOES appear to be wearing a sleeve that....is also an
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It's kind of fun to see someone wearing rich brown -- doesn't happen that often, I guess maybe because if you are a celebrity you don't want OTHER celebrities running up to you and trying to swipe a marshmallow through your skirt because they think
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I guess I should be glad she's not wearing a full-on crewneck, right? In fact, this dress may be one of the most flattering to her neck and bustline that we've seen all year -- don't ask me how someone so tiny has such
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I was JUST about to Well Play this, until I noticed something: There are like, VERY THREE DIMENSIONAL FEATHERS on the front of this dress that make it appear as though she's been dive-bombed by a flock of suicidal doves and I don't know if
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Here's one thing I DO like about this: it is not the usual Taylor Swift Metallic Mini Explosion of Twee: I totally support her trying something new and different, even if this looks a teensy weensy bit like the moths got at it while it was sitting in
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"Oh, don't PATRONIZE me. I know what this is. I'm pregnant, and everyone wants me to get married, so the only thing anyone wants me to have is some dumb satin sack with some dumb glittery bodice like I am some dumb shotgun bride. Well,
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Ooh, K Stew, so saucy! What a shame RPattz couldn't be there -- he's off promoting Water for Elephants -- because goodness knows, NO ONE loves a giant, teeming crockpot of celebrities, press and various hangers-on like the Pattz, right? Right? Hello? Oh, I guess you'
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Once again, I am stuck by how SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZ Ginnifer Goodwin always looks in photos, despite the fact that, on chat shows and the like, she seems totally bubbly and charming and fun. I don't know who told her to not to smile AND not to smize,
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For as cracked-out as Stella McCartney herself looked, she did a nice job dressing our once-and-possibly-future Fug Nemesis Maggie Gyllenhaal here: The color is pretty, the neckline is nice, and Maggie pulled out some soft hair minus her usual treadmill wisps. At the moment, I'
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Oh, THESE TWO: First of all, one of the most amusing things about looking at the pictures from the Met Ball is seeing how many of them include part of ALT's giant purple train. The answer is: most of them. Which I suppose is the risk you run
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