Look, we really need to work on Angelina's feet now. She's starting to break out of her billowy rut, but her shoes are duller than Ivanhoe. On the one hand, yes, it's great that she's not cutting off the circulation or wearing
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View the gallery Elizabeth Olsen is so cute to me. If her sisters come across on the red carpet as dour and depressed, she always seems legitimately cheerful, and it's totally refreshing.
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I kind of like this: Even if it does sort of look like a costume from the first act of the new ballet, Blue Swan Brazilian Bikini Wax, airing tonight on Cinemax at 3:15am.
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Liking the face and hair... ... and might actually also like the dress. The prim sleeves/schoolmarm vibe it exudes kind of works because the rest of it is pretty, and it fits. Some days, I don't have the energy require much more. Are you yanking it up? No?
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She's ba-aaaack! Since she was pregnant, we haven't really seen much of JanJo -- which, sorry about that, but ever since ScarJo went all ballistic about abbreviated nicknames as if she's the only person who ever had one, it's had the effect
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I wasn't going to cover this until I saw this picture. I know Kelly's single now. Turn around, bright eyes, because you've got yourself an admirer. Actually, we can talk about her grey hair NOW because in case you were wondering how it works
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View the gallery So many freaking people go to these shows that we always realize several days later that there are gowns we meant to write about sooner, and forgot. Like Kate Winslet, who only went up Wednesday, or Nicole Richie, or the ladies of Modern Family who aren'
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View the gallery How could I resist leading off with this photo? It's like a combination photobomb and that scene from Sound of Music where the kids pop out to say cuckoo from behind each other. Please, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, don't be having any
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View the gallery Oh, hey! Nicole! I knew I forgot to write about SOMEONE in something shiny.
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View the gallery Well, on the plus side, at least she seemed to be having a grand old time. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Why, if it isn't Ms. Lemon Breeland herself, all fancied up for a big city party. Unfortunately, and I know you saw this one coming a mile away, I think ultimately Lemon picked a lemon. Fiddle-dee-dee. But seriously, I have reasons. Follow me.
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This looked MUCH better on TV than it does in still photos: On TV, it somehow felt more 70s Key Party Chic and less Holy Crap I'm Wearing Something Literally The Same Color As My Skin And Boy Is That Kind of Creepy. I suspect the flashbulbs are
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First of all: Dianna's eyes look AMAZING here. The color is so arresting -- I don't think I've ever really noticed them before. Way to have enviable genetic material, sister: Second: the top of this gown in all its many laser-cut-swan glory, is
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View the gallery So, Michelle Williams is probably going to win the Oscar this year, right? Back when I was recapping Dawson's Creek for Television Without Pity, if you'd told me Jen Lindley would win an Oscar, I would have laughed in your face. On the
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Whoever crammed the People's Choice Awards and the Critics Choice Awards into the two weekdays before the Golden Globes is an EVIL MONSTROUS SATAN-LICKING NECKPUNCHER. If we don't write about it now, we never will, because Globes Fever is at least a week-long event,
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