Fug or Fab: Dita von Teese
View the gallery You will be surprised to hear that my big complaint involves the gloves.
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Fug or Fab: Eva Mendes
I actually don't mind this dress -- it might even be kind of cute. But on someone else. Something about it just looks off to me on Eva Mendes (and not just the fact that it's poofing out in the back like she has an actual tuffet
Read moreFug or Fab: Chloë Moretz
Chloë Moretz sure is growing up fast. Every time I see a preview for the new Tim Burton Dark Shadows I think, "Chloë Moretz is turning out really gorgeous." Well, actually, first I think, "Johnny Depp needs to take a break from Tim Burton movies because this
Read moreFug or Fab: Mischa Barton
View the gallery Let's not pretend. This is all an improvement.
View GalleryFug or Fab: Jessica White
View the gallery This almost went SO VERY WRONG. [Photos: WENN]
View GalleryFug or Fab: Scarlett Johansson
Jeremy Renner LOVES a shiny suit: He also seems to really like ScarJo, and I feel like if Jeremy Renner likes her, maybe I can, too. BUT WHAT OF HER ENSEMBLE? I like it in theory, although that hair kind of makes her look like she fell out of a
Read moreFugs and Fabs: The ABC Family Upfronts
View the gallery First, let us take a moment of silence to mourn the end of Make It Or Break It. Let us then take another moment of silence to wonder what new show Sasha Beloff is going to wind up on. Then, let us take a moment of silence
View GalleryFug or Fab: Zooey Deschanel
Please do not excoriate Zooey here for the adorkability of the head-cocking. This is the only picture in which she is doing it -- unfortunately, it is also the only full-length photo of her that's not from rather a distance, so I had to use it. I
Read moreFug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin
View the gallery Someone needs to talk to Ginnifer Goodwin. My theory is that some dumb yahoo once told her that her face looks bad or fat or bad and fat when she smiles, and that is why she is always making these ridiculous serious faces in photos, despite being
View GalleryFug or Fab: Lindsay Lohan
View the gallery Well, it's a step forward. But is it a true step forward, a step off to the side, or maybe a 45-degree hop northeast? Where exactly on the compass would you put this? Usually I don't speak cardinal directions, but in this
View GalleryFug or Fab: Claire Danes
I cherish this picture of Claire Danes with CBS's Bob Schieffer. I always dug Bob -- he seems fun in interviews, and he currently moonlights as a songwriter/occasional singer for a band called Honky Tonk Confidential,which could only be more delightful if it turns out he also
Read moreFug or Fab: Rashida Jones
I really want Rashida to find herself a hairdo that does her face justice. The bangs here kind of look like a stringy toupee that blew askew. But the actual outfit is a lot better than she usually pulls off -- it's fitted at the waist, so it flatters
Read moreFehs and Huh?s: Princess Charlene
View the gallery Well, we checked in with Kate Middleton, might as well see how her sad-faced sister-in-arms is faring over in Monaco. (Relieve her considerably less joyous-seeming nuptials here, if you like.) I just wish she'd wear a color. Act HAPPY, Char. Then
View GalleryFug or Fab: Kristen Wiig
This looks so familiar to me, and I had to rack my brain into split pea soup before realizing that I think it's from the same family of Stella McCartney stuff as this jumpsuit, and these items worn by Rachel McAdams and Rumer Willis. I think, understandably, that
Read moreFugs or Fabs: Claire Danes
View the gallery It's a mark of how good Claire Danes is on Homeland that when I see her in public, I'm actually surprised that she doesn't look clammy and frenetically, heatedly insane. But does she look frenetically, heatedly good? Let's discuss.
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