TIM: I look like the way I always look. Except for the color of my suit is inspired by Don Draper. So is my drinking tonight, but don't tell anymore. FAITH: I am going to blow your mind. TIM:...okay. FAITH: This outfit is totally GOOP-inspired. White.
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I think someone is suffering from attention deficit disorder. That is to say, the fear that there is a deficit of attention being sent her way now that her husband was on the cover of People in a story about how He's Super Cut Now, and all anyone
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View the gallery It took me ALL SEASON to catch the opening credits to Sunday Night Football, but finally, I got a peek at what Faith Hill brought to the party this year. And apparently what she brought was 98 percent of her thighs.
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TIM: We are so coordinated! FAITH: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TIM: That wasn't a joke, babe. Just an observation. We look like two formal salutes to the black and white cookie. FAITH: Jerry Seinfeld once said that he loved the black and white cookie because it was two races of flavor
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We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI'd replica of herself. For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you'll be pleased -- in that wrinkly vexed way -- to know RoboFaith
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Something about Faith Hill singing that opening song to Sunday Night Football -- every season for, what, the last three? -- makes me take her slightly less seriously. It's the crazy pants and the bowed legs and the crooning about Al Michaels and the NFL teams du jour... it'
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