View the gallery I keep reading the name of this event as "The Sideaction Gala," which sounds like a party where you raise money for people's secret lovers. (I believe it ACTUALLY raises money for AIDS research, which is also a good cause.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Well, I posted this without an intro. It sat here for ALMOST AN HOUR before I noticed. That says a lot about how prepared I am for the Globes on Sunday. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Okay, fine, I'll say it: Not much inspiration here! [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I feel like when the theme for this year's Met Gala came out, Zac Posen heaved a HUGE sigh of relief and called Dita and was like, "WE ARE ALL OVER THIS." And, indeed, so they were. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
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These two dresses are not the same, nor are they by the same designer -- one is Versace; the other, Maria Lucia Hohan --but you will be able to understand why I am making the mental comparison, because whoa. First, as a refresher, here is what January Jones wore to the
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View the gallery The pre-Globes shenanigans continues, and if this party is predictive of the actual awards show, we may be seeing some orange on Sunday. Meaning we are all in for a lot of "orange IS the new black" jokes, at least three of which will
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View the gallery Oh, Melbourne, you have BROUGHT THE HATS. [Photos: Getty and Splash]
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View the gallery Yeah, yeah, Charlize... but what you really want to see are Karolina Kurkova's feet, because I DON'T UNDERSTAND. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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I know I complain about Dita on occasion -- I occasionally wonder if her look is becoming less flattering as she's getting older, and sometimes it leaves me cold, despite the fact that I actually really love the Old Hollywood Aesthetic. This, however, I think is delightful: Also delightful?
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View the gallery Seriously, HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE? On the other hand, if there were an awards show called "Achievements in Vanessa From Brooklyn," however, Jessica Szhor would get something for tonight. (Something good [for once].) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I can't believe anyone from Vogue felt up to another party. I'm still exhausted from the Met Gala and I didn't even have to change out of my jammies. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery In which Stella McCartney wears something so terrible you...well, you might not be that surprised anymore. But trust me: it's BAD. Other people look surprisingly decent. At least one person was kinda naked. So, you know: THE USUAL. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery You will be surprised to hear that my big complaint involves the gloves.
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