Behold! The Rest of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
To the tune of Shots: GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS
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To the tune of Shots: GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS
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WE DID IT.
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...interesting, or enraging, actually.
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Plus, a noteable best on Jeremy Strong and SURPRISE LINDA EVANGELISTA!
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So did a Tony winner, two nepo babies, Meg Ryan, a KardashiJenner, a Ripley, a recent Superbowl halftime show performer, a Swan, and other people.
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Per usual.
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Because apparently editors have already seen it.
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At a fundraiser.
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Welcome to the Oscars post-parties.
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I haven't said this in ages, but she looks GREAT. But she is not the only one!
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SPARKLY.
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Some of it is fine?!?
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Check!
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And included A LOT of the cast of The Gilded Age.
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Surely not an accident?
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