View the gallery As far as I can tell, most of the attendees were not particularly new, only partially now, and probably not next. But whatever. Hardly anyone at the Oscars is actually named Oscar, so I can't really quibble. [Photos: Getty]
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Oh my god, you guys. Remember the Sweet Valley High where Elizabeth comes out of a coma and thinks she's Jessica (until she cracks her head on the coffee table)? Apparently, Ciara recently came out of a coma and currently thinks she is Robyn. No one make any
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View the gallery In which Adam Lambert appears to be auditioning for Game of Thrones. [Photos: Getty]
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In the interest of starting from a place of positivity, I LOVE this lipstick on Ciara: And in the interest of coming from a place of negativity... then there's the rest of it. The back of my knees are sweating copiously just looking at this. [Photo: Splash]
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I didn't really have a problem with this: UNTIL I DID: I honestly thought this should go without saying, but: I SHOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR NIPPLE TAPE. Especially when it is on YOUR ACTUAL NIPPLE.
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You know how tights are not pants? Neither is skin. [Photo: Getty]
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Ciara is not someone on whom I generally rely for restraint. Needless to say, this shocked the pants off me. Had I been holding a sandwich -- and in retrospect, why on Earth wasn't I? -- it would've clattered out of my hand (so, good thing I wasn&
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View the gallery Nobody cares about the NFL's Pro Bowl. Nobody even remembers that the NHL has an all-star game. People know about baseball's, but it's not a red-carpet affair. So why is the NBA's all-star weekend such a
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Why, hello, Ciara! She looks so innocent from this angle, almost like she's a gently glamorous music teacher conducting some kind of children's choir in a rousing version of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" And then, WHOA. I feel like this isn'
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Do you think anything about this photo is one of Ciara's worst-case scenarios? [Photo: WENN.com]Because I'm pretty sure having the wind blow away your molting half-skirt is a large disappointment. But then again, my own personal worst-case scenario might be wearing
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