So, here's the thing. This is just the Vivienne Westwood aesthetic and I get that. But this dress, on her, with this expression, does not scream, "I am here to celebrate the riotous fashion of Vivienne Westwood and support a charity that brings arts to children!"
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I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be tucked into pants, assuming it isn't actually a very large disco hanky. But if she must insist on pretending it's a dress, why does she then also have to stand like a truck driver? With apologies
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View the gallery Oh, Justin. Pretending you're a Serious Artist and Changed Man doesn't mean you have to cultivate an image of I Am Not Sartorially Beholden To These Awards Trivialities. You look more like you were just playing Xbox and lost track of time. [Photos:
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You don't really have to scroll very far to get to the first of the problems, as it starts below her head. This thing looks one-ply and as if it were tailored by a blind, elderly huffing addict. It puts the "um" in "Gingham,
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View the gallery Usually this event is really star-studded, but this year it felt more... star-garnished. It's lots of people whose names and faces we know 'round these parts, but true megastar A-listers are fewer and further between. [Photos: Getty]
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Considering she once wore a bunny graveyard as a dress, I should be counting my blessings. And... it is totally fine. It's not captivating. It's not interesting. It feels like something you'd buy at the mall, in a store that sells formalwear by labels
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Does Charli Fake Roman Numeral look like she might be a flasher at the White House Easter Egg Roll? Yes. Is that MILES better than looking like the derelict bunny-themed stripper someone misguidedly hired for the adults at that party? A THOUSAND TIMES YES. [Photo: Getty]
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I'm sorry, but this is HILARIOUS to me: This is SO 80s. She's one saxophone solo away from being the sartorial equivalent of a song that plays over the end credits of a cheesy movie wherein a girl with feathered hair and too-tight jeans with
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View the gallery I haven't had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I'm excluding that from this post, but we'll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering
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View the gallery This outfit says, "I am so tired and I just want to go home and put on a Snuggie." [Photos: Getty]
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So, this was worn to a Billboard Women in Music luncheon. A LUNCHEON. And so, congratulations are in order for Charli figuring out how to be both overdressed and underdressed at the same time. You may not believe it, but this wasn't the worst thing she wore all
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View the gallery I'm so late with this. Maybe it's because when it was happening, I hadn't hung my own Christmas decorations yet, so ball-jingling felt premature. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery If anyone here has seen Office Space, know that the first several dresses in this slideshow are the PC Load Letter of my soul. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be...resistible. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I'm still not sure if I understand a lot of these things, like (a) how we've gotten to a point where Nicki Minaj isn't popping up places wearing like swizzle sticks and tennis balls anymore, (b) how come everyone seems to
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