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Carly Fug Jepsen

Carly Fug Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen had some trouble with the ceremonial first pitch the other night at a Rays game -- indeed, it wasn't so much a "pitch" as a "dribble." But I would contend that her problems began earlier than that, in her dressing room: Her

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Fug Me Maybe

Fug Me Maybe

Do you think that when Carly Rae Jepson here is suck in traffic listening to "Get Lucky" on the radio for the 3rd time in 45 minutes, she thinks to herself, "that was ME last summer"? Ah, summer earworms, you make all of our heatwaves just

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Freaky Fug Friday: Carly Rae Jepsen

Freaky Fug Friday: Carly Rae Jepsen

Well, Carly Rae Jepsen really loves her some leather short shorts, doesn't she? These are almost like leather BIKE shorts, a phrase that must never pass my lips -- or my keyboard -- again: [Photo: WENN] THE TASK: Imagine that Carly Rae is singing an Ode to Shorts now. Name

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MTV EMAs Slightly Better Played: Carly Rae Jepsen

MTV EMAs Slightly Better Played: Carly Rae Jepsen

Okay, so the headline here is misleading. I don't really think this is that hot. But I'm just relieved CRJ is wearing something that actually does belong on a 26-year old person, as opposed to how she usually looks, which is like a Saturday Night

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Fug Me Maybe

Fug Me Maybe

First of all, I am still REALLY WORRIED about the whereabouts of the Letterman Dumpster. Have they moved Dumpster out of camera range? HOW DARE YOU SILENCE DUMPSTER? I am going to start losing sleep worrying about the fate of the Letterman  Dumpster. Next time one of you guys walks

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Fug Size

Fug Size

I really want to give Carly Rae Jepsen a makeover. And no, it isn't because her team is desperate for us to think she's sixteen, not twenty-six, although that doesn't HELP. It's just... she almost NEVER wears anything flattering. It'

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Teen Choice Award Fug Carpet: Carly Rae Jepsen

Teen Choice Award Fug Carpet: Carly Rae Jepsen

View the gallery Portions of Fug Nation get worked up whenever I feature CRJ here, like I drove over to your house and beat you about the head with your cassingle of "Call Me Maybe." You guys, I sing it in the shower, too. I sincerely just think

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