View the gallery Way fewer of the fantastical Posen-style Oscar gowns, and more options for business-types. An interesting move. I've stuck mostly to the gowns here, for economy's sake -- the gowns are what we would be more likely to encounter on the red carpet
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View the gallery The majority of women at this event wore black, but none with such rampant crackpottery as Malin Akerman. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Do you think the actual White House Correspondents ever look around this event and wonder when it because such a celeb-fest? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which we have a sisterwife dress AND a shiny gold blazer to ogle!
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View the gallery Now we all know Sophie Hunter chose that dress because she was smuggling a Cumberbaby in there. BEHOLD THE SPREAD OF THE SACRED DNA. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Remember how, the other day, I congratulated Emma Watson for looking elegant and business-like, but still chic, at a U.N. event? LEARN FROM HER, YOU GUYS. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery I am bracing myself for several weeks of Julia. (Several Weeks of Julia is my new novel, obviously. It's like Julie and Julia except I'm trying to be Julia Roberts and it ends with me being so annoying in the process that Heather
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View the gallery We need to discuss something very important: Is Will Arnett trying to Single White (Fe)Male Patrick Wilson, or the other way around? I bet you just did a double-take to make sure you knew which one it is in the photo; it is Wilson, but
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View the gallery I hope several of my Fellow Old People have joined me in now humming that song (that entire video basically just screams, "guess what?! It's the 80s!!!!). YOU ARE WELCOME. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I was thinking to myself, "I wonder if Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ever get asked to pose together, Olsen-style." It turns out the answer is YES, but with 50% less change of permanently conjoined hips. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery We are officially at the "Grab Bag" portion of our Globes coverage, yes. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I'll be honest, I have no idea what this event is. As best I can tell, it was something at which many of the invited females performed things on some kind of stage. Ergo, I can't tell if what they wore was chosen
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Well, she looks amazing from the neck up. And I was about to go ALL INSANE on her from the neck down, before I thought, "self, what if this dress were originally two pieces? A skirt and a crop top? IMAGINE THE HORROR. Perhaps she just did a little
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I guess Carla Gugino here is in a movie called Elektra Luxx, which sounds like a porno about a vacuum cleaner: One could, in fact, argue that said vacuum could come in handy to clean up whatever's going on across the front of Carla's dress.
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