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Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana

Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana

After she wore the red and white Armani that I loved, Zoe changed into this Vionnet for a Tree of Life afterparty: It's a bit more of a Blooming Shrubbery of Stern Disapproval, no? From this angle I really don't care for it, right down to

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Well Played, Elizabeth Olsen

Well Played, Elizabeth Olsen

View the gallery I know Elizabeth Olsen definitely resembles her famous twin sisters, but seriously, if I told you this was Maggie Gyllenhaal, you'd believe me for a second, right? The proof is in the slideshow. But I am also impressed with how Elizabeth does a good job

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The Tree of Fug

The Tree of Fug

Well, the good news is, for once, I can't see her ankles or her shoes peeking out of a stumpifying skirt. So at least Mia looks tall. The bad news is, she's wearing a lace tube top. Worse, it's as part of an outfit

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Well Played, Zoe Saldana

Well Played, Zoe Saldana

View the gallery Seriously, if you think about it, Zoe Saldana gets the wardrobe of a Cate Blanchett, even though her resume has a bunch of crazy (Center Stage, Crossroads), a sci-fi blockbuster (Star Trek), and of course a life-changing worldview-shattering piece of blah-blah (Avatar). Not

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Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

Fug or Fab: Angelina Jolie

View the gallery So here La Jolie is, blowing into Cannes like a mega-famous wind of hair and lips and maternal glory. Here she is at her daytime photocall, looking as cool and calm and collected as she ever has -- couldn't you also see the likes of

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The Fug of Life

The Fug of Life

"Bonjie, Cannes!" "Pittzy here, ready to share with you a truly exciting investment opportunity. So, picture it: Two places. Water between them. You're on one side. You want to go to the other. You can't get there! What, you think you'll

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Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker

Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker

If I were wearing this dress,  I would totally just twirl around in it all the time: Much like this MYSTERIOUS PERSON is. She'd be more mysterious if I hadn't just typed her name into the title of this post. Oh well. There go my chances

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Fug or Fab: Elizabeth Olsen

Fug or Fab: Elizabeth Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen here is the Elizabeth for whom half of Elizabeth and James is named -- she's the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley, and I already kind of like her, because look who's NOT making a PRUNE FACE for the cameras: In the, like, three

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Fuglish

Fuglish

Paz Vega is so gorgeous, but she's one of those celebrities whose existence I keep thinking is semi-fictional. You remember like six hundred years ago, Esquire "invented" a starlet and wrote a whole article about her and her, like, scandalous affair with David Schwimmer, and

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Nakedly Played, Candice Boucher

Nakedly Played, Candice Boucher

On the off chance that you spent all weekend worrying that Cannes was getting too classy on you: Model Candice Boucher to the rescue! It's so refreshing to know that some things never change. And that "random people will show up at Cannes wearing merely strategically placed

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