View the gallery It was this time a year ago that we did a slideshow that was basically like, "I don't know what a 'Jessica Chastain' is, but she is the meat in a Pitt-Penn sandwich." I am trying to think of the
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View the gallery It must be hard being married to Will Smith sometimes -- both because he is in many ways larger than life, and also because he's so much larger than Jada, physically speaking. So I wonder if that's why sometimes she goes so over the
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View the gallery We get on Mia a lot for looking, well, depressing. This dress looks like if a five-year old was asked to draw "cheerful" with a jumbo pack of Crayola. Which isn't actually a bad thing; I mean, come on, wouldn't
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View the gallery Lord love a man who wrangles for his lady. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery I decided that Eva Longoria is running some kind of scam on Freida Pinto and the rest of the L'Oreal women wherein she somehow manages to snag all the best dresses for herself and leaves them with the Wonky One. Look, it's something
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There are not words. Well, there are, and they all carry punctuation and/or bonus characters: fugly!, nipples?, REALLY?!?, shtstorm, $^@&^%, and of course my favorite word, BRAS-ARE-NOT-SHIRTS-ESPECIALLY-IF-THEY-ARE-SEE-THROUGH-WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-HERE-WHO-WOULD-EVEN-SEW-THUS-MUCH-LESS-ZIP-
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View the gallery I'm running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual "fug" word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to go find another chair.
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I guess The Widow Longoria -- who has apparently come out of mourning, at least temporarily -- is at Cannes as a "L'Oreal Brand Ambassador," which must be a terribly taxing gig a la coal mining or defusing roadside bombs discovered next to an orphanage. She's
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I'm batting cleanup on Cannes a little, and couldn't let this Gwen Stefani outfit pass without judgment. It is Armani Prive, and although it's very striking, I keep hoping, say, Victoria Beckham will show up in the exact same dress and then the two
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View the gallery Wow. After that minor hiatus -- that's what we'll call the period when she did The Accidental Husband and My Super Ex-Girlfriend; she was working, but was she really? -- Uma Thurman has no fewer than six projects lined up for 2012. So she
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View the gallery Um, can we talk about what's going on with Ryan Gosling? I was never that hot for him -- except, obviously, in The Notebook, and also, kind of, secretly, during commercials for that new movie he's in with Emma Stone, who is helpfully sporting
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I don't know how it happened, but over the seven years we've been writing GFY, I have gone from totally disliking La Dunst to being deeply, deeply fond of her. Like, when I read that she won Best Actress at Cannes (beating SWINTON, no less!) I
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View the gallery This amfAR event already brought us Karl and Courtney together at last, and Mischa Barton looking stunning after her near-victory in Fug Madness 2011. It seemed egregious not to let the evening's other delights enfold you in their arms and whisper you sweet nothings,
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Hold on to your hats and glasses, as they say at Disneyland, because this might just blow them right off: Mischa Barton, the surprise Cinderella Story of this year's Fug Madness -- if going far in a competition designed to figure out who was the fugliest celeb of the
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COURTNEY: Psst. Dude. KARL: What is this 'dude'? I am not naked. COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where's the beer? You gotta be packin', right? KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT. COURTNEY: ... So you're saying you don'
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