Wow, I just noticed the incredibly tasteful tag line of this fine film, right there above Brooklyn Decker's head. STAY CLASSY, TERRIBLE MOVIE. I feel so bad about her having to stand underneath that, I'm not even going to talk about the dress.
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Loath though I am to strip anything of a shiny gold accoutrement, I did wonder at first what this would look like without the sleeves. Then I decided the sleeves make me happy, like a marriage of gymmastics and Xanadu, which doesn't happen enough in life. And I
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View the gallery In which I groan about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover and wonder why a small ATV ran over Petra Nemcova's face. [Photos: Getty]
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I was going to put this up to a vote, but I talked myself out of it: She is adorable. I found her surprisingly charming in Just Go With It, which is a terrible movie even when you're watching it against your will on a plane. But this
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I don't know about you, but I never would have picked Brooklyn Decker to be one to wake up one more and think, "I need to start dressing more like Liza Minnelli: The Later Years." Keep on surprising us, kid.
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Hmm. I suppose this isn't fug, in its complete sense. But it's a little wenchy, no? I mean, she's the shipboard lass on a very nice pirate ship -- like maybe if the QE2 got boarded and ran up the flag -- but I'm
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I love it when people end up posing in front of their own movie posters like this: This one makes it look like Sandler is attempting to tweak Brooklyn Decker's nipple, while Aniston just rolls her eyes. As far as the dress goes, it looks pretty amazing here,
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It comes as no surprise that Brooklyn Decker -- being a model -- gives good face: She also, it just occurs to me, looks a little bit like Reese Witherspoon. Get those two in a movie together, tout de suite! But does she give good dress? Let's get a better
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