View the gallery I can't keep track anymore. First, The Bieb and Selena Gomez were on a boat. Then they were all huggy-huggy at the Oscars. Then she kissed him in public. Then someone reported they broke up because she caught him texting his ex (and not,
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Oh, Rihanna. You are such a chameleon. For instance, you attempted a Disembodied Hand Orgy... ... and a simulation of being in the stirrups, possibly because all those disembodied hands were poking out of a Gynecology Graveyard... ... and some kind of coat-blouse with high-waisted pants, as if you run
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View the gallery So, yes: Beyonce did, in fact, perform wearing a visible nude thing, nude fishnets, some sort of brassiere, and Cleopatra's lingerie from when she and Marc Antony used to play war games in the boudoir (you know, Plunder the Pharaoh, and Pillage My Pelvic Village
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View the gallery This amfAR event already brought us Karl and Courtney together at last, and Mischa Barton looking stunning after her near-victory in Fug Madness 2011. It seemed egregious not to let the evening's other delights enfold you in their arms and whisper you sweet nothings,
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Hold on to your hats and glasses, as they say at Disneyland, because this might just blow them right off: Mischa Barton, the surprise Cinderella Story of this year's Fug Madness -- if going far in a competition designed to figure out who was the fugliest celeb of the
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View the gallery I would be so much happier about Jodie Foster being out and about if she didn't drag Mel Gibson with her everywhere she went. Let's look at her outfits for The Beaver. (SIGH. Oh, JODIE.)
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If I were wearing this dress, I would totally just twirl around in it all the time: Much like this MYSTERIOUS PERSON is. She'd be more mysterious if I hadn't just typed her name into the title of this post. Oh well. There go my chances
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Paz Vega is so gorgeous, but she's one of those celebrities whose existence I keep thinking is semi-fictional. You remember like six hundred years ago, Esquire "invented" a starlet and wrote a whole article about her and her, like, scandalous affair with David Schwimmer, and
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On the off chance that you spent all weekend worrying that Cannes was getting too classy on you: Model Candice Boucher to the rescue! It's so refreshing to know that some things never change. And that "random people will show up at Cannes wearing merely strategically placed
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That sound you just heard? Thousands of people on the internet typing, "BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD PREGNANT?" into Google.
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View the gallery My short take on this is: that dress is gorgeous, yet also SO unforgiving that we all basically know what she looks like naked now. That might not be a bad thing, depending on your point of view. My longer take on this is: hey, it'
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View the gallery Uma Thurman is one of those celebrities that you didn't really realize you missed until she showed up somewhere (in this case, Cannes) looking AWESOME and then you were all, "oh, RIGHT. She can turn it on when she has to. I wish she&
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I'm not sure that I'm much of a fan of Salma's dress: It's leather, but it looks like the kind of picnic tablecloth you wipe down after popsicles at the park with the kids, and the shrug looks like a down-market
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I went through so many pictures of this photo call, trying to find one where McAdams here isn't posing with her hands on her hips. This was the best I could find: Girl, when you've got do-dads on your hips, you don't want
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View the gallery It was a miracle of scheduling that the Royal Wedding -- replete with all variety of whimsical headgear -- happened just before the Kentucky Derby, and, in fact, just enough before the Kentucky Derby that everyone had still ample time to run out and buy a bigger, British Royalty-
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