Can we all agree that this translucency thing is over now? Wear a mini-skirt, or wear a dress. Make up your mind. I'm so tired of the whole "I have been doing yoga every day for a year so my legs are awesome and I want
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I don't know if Selena Gomez is really SELLING this here: I feel like she's all, "whatever. Beige. Ruffles. Purse handle straps. Yada. It's fine. I was in a hospital last week for symptoms that totally sounded like a migraine -- terrible headache and
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And so it is: The Earth rotates, Diet Coke tastes delicious, Intern George blows off work, and Edie Falco looks pretty at an awards show. In fact, the only shocker was that she didn't win -- isn't it written into law in this nation that she takes
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Here's a revolutionary idea, Rapunz-Al: Let your hair down. Seriously, you had better be making a jazzercise DVD, or else I PROMISE you none of this is worth it.
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Well, if nothing else, Christie Brinkley looks like a kick. I mean, if I could handle standing next to her without wanting to carve off my haggy face and wire my jaw shut, she looks like a good person to corner by the bar and drink champagne with while you
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Well, I never: Apparently even the Dread Pirate Roberts has a mother.
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"... and so this one chicken in my coop doesn't trust me, right, and she won't LISTEN to me and she just GLARES at me and it's so IMPUDENT and I really think sometimes she's plotting to kill me, okay, so I
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Well, at least she's stopped insisting on wearing cowboy boots with ABSOLUTELY everything, just for variety. And the pink party dress is very nice. But SWEET LORD, girl, your head should not look like it came out of a Dairy Queen machine.
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View the gallery Well. How about those shoes?
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Oh, Sevigny. I always wondered what would happen if Yvette from Clue had a baby with Lady Gaga, and they sent her to some obscure European boarding school where they awarded her prizes in sneering and snark and taught all the students how to wear weird shoes that look like
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Heather and I were talking about this yesterday, and she said, "I don' t know how to feel." And I was like, "tell me about it": I feel jealous, because I can never find cigarette pants that fit me that well. (Not the fault of
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Oh my God, Marcia Cross. My precious, occasionally homicidal, fake-suicidal Dr. Kimberly Shaw. SHE DID NOT RIP OFF HER WIG FOR THIS.
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Dear Tony Danza: I'm so sorry, good sir, but you are no longer the boss.
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That is not a typo. Well, it was initially, but then I left it there because it's kind of apt. I am fatigued. I can only imagine how it feels to be Lady Gaga and NEVER GET A BREAK from herself. At least I get to turn off
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There is a lot of good here with our Gossip Girls, but it's one of those things where one nagging detail sometimes gets in my head and then takes root there and burrows and chews, like a termite, only I can't tent for it. Take Blake,
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