View the gallery It's always good news when your outfit inadvertently matches your award. I don't think there's anyway she planned that, given that she seemed sincerely stunned by her win -- as were we, honestly. Viola, I had my money on you.
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Lord knows I love this actress, and I LOVE that she wore a dress that nips in at the waist. So many people make the mistake of taking curvier ladies and sticking them in tents, as if they're campers and not celebrated talents. But the sleeves here are
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View the gallery I do love that Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps are best friends. It makes sense to me that Michelle is taking Busy with her to all these events. If you're not seriously dating someone, why not bring your best friend to the Oscars with you?
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View the gallery For what it's worth, I think she looks great, but that will always be beside the point. This will never not be hilarious to me. It's like Angelina shot herself up with vamp juice, and/or busted a hinge on her inner thigh.
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View the gallery I would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f'ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.
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View the gallery Emma Stone should be an Amway salesperson. Because by the end of her charming segment with Ben Stiller, in which they presented the Visual Effects Oscar and she totally stole the show from just about everyone, even I was almost ready to buy what she was selling
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View the gallery On one hand, this is like the Platonic Ideal of what Rooney Mara would wear to the Oscars: colorless, architectural, a little weird, and best suited for someone with minimal cleav. (Minimal Cleav, by the way, is the name of my new band. You're going
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View the gallery In which we throw our hands skyward and shout, "FINALLY." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Okay! We did the Best Actress slate, now let's take a look at the Supporters. This is a weird handful of ladies, sartorially-speaking. Janet McTeer apparently never leaves the house, and Jessica Chastain is either going to look amazing or really dull. Let'
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View the gallery That's right, the Oscars are SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. (Yes, it's like the Monster Truck Rally of awards shows.) Let's take a look at what the Best Actress nominees have worn out and about this year and try and guess who will
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I realize this is her whole thing -- floaty, ethereal, mullety. It's just very... I keep wondering if it smells like pollen. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I once turned to Jessica and said, "I'm REALLY into sauces right now," simply because I just thought she would want to know it. I think Rihanna is trying to tell us the same thing about her sternum. It is having a moment.
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Jessie J's expression here seems to say it all. She's like, "I know, right? Congratulations to me, I'm the nakedest, blah blah blah." It's like very major event is Minaj vs. Gaga vs. Perry vs. Jessie J vs. Rihanna vs.
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Speaking of Downton Abbey (this link has SPOILERS SPOILERS), why doesn't she just hold up a sign: "Look at how pretty I am in this," it would read. "Doesn't Cora have some younger American cousin who needs to come visit England for a
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Listen, I know Anika Noni Rose is really busy. She's on The Good Wife AND Private Practice. But surely she is NOT so distracted that she'd be under the mistaken impression that she's attending the Miss America pageant. As a contestant.
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