Zoe Saldana looks a lot better in this than she has a right to, given that she's wearing more netting than a hockey goal. But in general this is expending a whole lot of energy for not that grand an effect. It's one part something I&
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View the gallery You guys, MARY-KATE WENT BRUNETTE MY GOD THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN WHAT DOES THIS PORTEND? Or, in other words: thanks for making it extra easy for us to tell the two of you apart when you're wearing sunglasses, kid. Also, NICE CAFTAN, other
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View the gallery You just know Josh Hutcherson was relieved the only Hemsworth in attendance was the one who dwarfs everyone. [Photos: Getty]
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You know how tights are not pants? Neither is skin. [Photo: Getty]
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I actually think this is cute, although I'm not sure if it's exactly proportioned perfectly for her: Let's be frank: I mostly want to lengthen the skirt and cast her in my oft-discussed, never written 1930s English Houseparty Weekend Miniseries Starring Neville Longbottom
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So close, Mila. So close. And by that I mean both "so close to being awesome," and "so close to sharing with us your mila kunis," which has always sounded to me like the official Latin name for a lady's netherworld. And the pattern,
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God bless Emma Watson -- a phrase that I say in my head in exactly the tone Julie Andrews uses in The Sound of Music wherein she is blessing each of the Von Trapps, but can't remember Kurt, so she says, "God bless Whatshisname." I often feel
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I accidentally almost filed this under "Tyra Banks." And in fact, that seems about right. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery K. Stew's been looking pretty good lately. I am not entirely sure what's been going on with her hair, but nor do I ever know what's going on with my OWN hair, so....I feel her, is what I'm
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View the gallery The more I looked at Emma in this outfit, the greater my concerns became about that skirt. It's like how the first time I watched Beverly Hills, 90210, everything was groovy, and it took years of SoapNet reruns to detect, define, and then reject the
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I feel like I'm on some kind of CBS procedural looking at this -- call it CSI: Fashion Police. Because when I came upon this, I slowly took off my glasses and shook my head and said, "something went wrong here. Something went very, very wrong." If
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My temptation with Biel lately is to be all, "Oh, GIRL," and cradle my head in her hands, and I think this is just because I can't figure out why she agreed to get engaged to a dude who acts a little like he wants to
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"What do you want from me?" Leighton appears to be asking. "I've spent the last five years trapped in the Groundhog Day of TV storylines. I had to act like I was in love with Penn Badgley while he wore Helena Bonham Carter on his
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This is so terribly depressing. I never thought I would yearn for a time when she wore catsuits made of string. This is terribly depressing. The dress has a gangrenous, molted aura, like a mildewing My Little Pony, or a spearmint-scented St. Patrick's Day teddy bear that
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"What up, foxes. It's me. The Leaning Tower of Bieber. Want to scale me? Like my body is your Amazing Race and Phil is hiding in my hair and the first one to the mat gets a jet ski and a lawn gnome, or some shit? Oops,
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