Well, Ellen looks sharp, as usual: I don't even know what to say about Portia. Um. Let's start with the positive: I thought her autobiography was really good. And...I loved her on Better off Ted, which I miss terribly. And I'm really excited
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This dress was divisive over here at GFY HQ. We worked out our differences the usual way -- a thumb war, building Diet Coke cocoons around ourselves until one of us made a wrong move and was buried underneath a pile of cans, punching -- and now that we're concussed
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View the gallery We saw Ginnifer on the red carpet yesterday, and yes, I did yell "SMILE" at her when I saw her turn around to pose for these pics. The girl's face just SNAPPED into photo mode, whereas in the the natural course of things,
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It's at least good for business that January Jones always tries to use the red carpet to make A Big Statement, because fortunately for us, her statements all come out in pure Gibberish. Unfortunately, I forgot to plug in my translator last night. I'm getting SOMETHING
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View the gallery The memo apparently read, "Guys, the Emmys will be REAL MAD if we steal their thunder." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Apparently Eva Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets. The Jets lost on Sunday in sad fashion -- words you could twist to apply to Ms. Eva as well, at times. [Photos: Getty]
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My favorite thing about this photograph is Red Bow Tie in the background who is all, "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah" at Lake Bell here: Whereas I really want to go up to her and ask her what is actually going on. From the chest up, she looks great. From the
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SO CLOSE. But who in their right mind looks at Christina Hendricks and her boobs and her hair and thinks, "yeah, we need MORE STUFF HAPPENING above the waist on this one." Chop off the bow, and the fluttery sleeve/scarf/whatever the hell that is, and I
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Katy Perry and I are making the exact same underwhelmed face right now: "Maybe I should have worn something less transparent this time," she seems to be thinking. "Also, why does this have a giant leather bow on it? Also, why is it so haphazardly mosaic, like
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I guess? But white is not her color. It makes her look so sickly that if you plonked her in front of me and told me she was a mannequin who could come to life and dance around department stores with Andrew McCarthy, I would sit there and wait for
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Here's the big problem with Nicki's outfit: I really just don't give a shit.
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And tonight, the role of Kristen Stewart will be played by Elizabeth Reaser. Yes, I know she's in the movie, too. But come on: With the leather and the messy hair and whatnot, they are totally trying to insert a reasonable physical facsimile just in case Kristen Stewart
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View the gallery Well, at least her hair is cute. [Photos: Getty]
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Maybe we're just jet-lagged and tired; maybe we're just insane. But Jessica and I had to stare at this moment on the show for about five minutes before we realized this wasn't Anonymous MTV Starlet and Blonde Rihanna. It is, of course, Rita
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So close, right? Heather and I have been talking about this for the last ten minutes and we can't quite figure out why it just seems slightly off-key: Part of the problem might be that it's hard to tell what is exactly happening with the
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