With all due respect to Natasha, without whom we would have had no theme song to The Hills, and therefore would never have known when we were supposed to be communicating with people only via wordless, meaningful glances, how is she still getting invited to stuff? I presume it'
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View the gallery It's not that this isn't pretty -- it is. But I just don't have anything to say about it. There's nothing to say. It is the kind of dress that begs, "If you're not going to get
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View the gallery The thing about Taylor is, she never really looks bad; she just looks repetitive, or just sort of there. And my ability to get past it depends on things like, oh, how hungry I am, or whether I've just listened to one of her better
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Florence here seemed STOKED to lose to Kelly Clarkson last night, and that was very endearing. Anyone who loves Kelly is okay by me -- and, frankly, are there two women singing today who create better Belt It Out In The Car Music than the two of them? NO. And I
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This dress is actually really nice. But I swear to you, her head was on sale at a pastry cart outside Lincoln Center this morning. [Photo: Getty]
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Well, because I believe in what Hot Neighbor Wade of Hart of Dixie calls "the compliment sandwich" -- in other words, when you're telling someone something they don't want to hear, stick it between two compliments -- I will be begin by noting that it pleases
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View the gallery Kimbra here is the woman in Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know," and the two of them were totally charming when they won their Grammy last night. I think they were more excited about meeting Prince, who presented their award, than anything,
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Oh, boy. And we had been on such a good run. Let's hope this is a classic case of saving the best for last. [Photo: Getty]
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Let's start with the good news: This dress hugs her correctly and is super cheerful, which I appreciate. Minor nit: I think she needed a stronger lip with this color -- we've established that some form of dark red usually helps the canary-yellow dress sing, and
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View the gallery Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it. [Photos: Getty]
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Glinda the Good Witch and Khaaaaaaaan. Please indicate whether you'd like as your entree the bubble gum, or the mind-controlling eels. [Photo: Getty]
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I am not even being snarky, but can someone tell me what Ashanti has been DOING the last couple of years? Obviously, I do not want her to go away -- WE CAN'T LOSE THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE -- but I just want to know. I mean, sure: It takes a
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I'm a little afraid of this dress. It makes me think of the Headless Horseman. Like, her torso is a spindly wood after dark, and someone is going to ride through it with his decapitated head on a saddle just to freak out some weary travelers with the
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This has been such an interesting season for Anne Hathaway. One minute she'll bust out something awesome like this studded Burberry, and it makes me think, "Curses, Hathaway, you've won again." And then she'll show up with a dress that itself has
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View the gallery Let's see: CBS tried to ban sideboob and underboob at the Grammys. So the question is, when exactly does overboob become underboob? Is this... what, a five-yard penalty? Or is it the kind of intentional underboob that should get fifteen yards and an automatic
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