This is a decent example of how far a smile can get you. This was the first photo I saw of this, and I was like, "Oh, Girls, NO." She's all Michael Stipe with her eye makeup, and the dress seems overwhelming and makes her head
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When we saw Kerry Washington at Fashion Week, I turned to Heather and said, "I think she's pregnant." She was wearing a very bump-friendly frock, and nothing she's worn since has done anything to change my mind, including this number. This is nothing
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I don't feel like January Jones tried very hard with this. Not that we always love her taste, but January Jones does usually have a consistently edgy point of view. But the only attitude on display here is her implied boredom. There's nothing fresh or fun
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View the gallery I love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four
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View the gallery Do I want overalls to happen again? No. But at least Willow Smith is ACTUALLY a child, which means they're 100 percent more normal on her than on anyone else in Hollywood who's tried them lately. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I have notes on this one, but they pale in comparison to my feelings about what she wore on-stage. [Photos: Getty, WENN, My Dumb iPhone]
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In which Danity Kane "reunites" and the world responds with a resounding, "Wait, who are they again?" To which we say, "You know, that girl group from Making The Band that brought us Fug Madness Champion 2009 Aubrey O'Day (third from the left)
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I have the hardest time taking Paula Patton seriously, and I realized it's partly because when she poses on the red carpet, she looks like you've just told her something irritating and unbelievable and she is slapping you with a capsy, "OH REALLY." Which
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Allison Williams introduced the final act of the VMAs last night -- her bff, Katy Perry, who performed under the Brooklyn Bridge (which did look pretty cool) -- presumably because in addition to being Katy's Person, she also knows all about Brooklyn from...being in Girls? And Jemima Kirke came
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Marchesa, you've done it again: Turned a perfectly cute girl into an expensively trashy window-dressing. In the wrong shoes. [Photo: Getty]
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Dear Ashanti, I kind of wish you'd gone with the vagina sling instead. Is that so wrong? Love, Jessica [Photo: Getty]
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You find out a lot of things about your face when you cut off your hair, and fortunately for Shailene Woodley, they are all good things. As in, she has a great one, and it holds its own: I also think that skirt is spectacular now; however, the bottom three
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View the gallery He's not Jordan Catalano anymore. He hasn't been for years. I know this. I know this in my brain. And yet it still burns. At least Jordan would've approved of the jacket... [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery In which someone told the girls from Teen Wolf that the VMAs are a formal event second in grandeur only to the Oscars. [Photos: Getty]
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This might be my favorite one of these EVER. Let us begin with Canadian musician Grimes, a.k.a. Claire Boucher: I don't even know what to say. Do I commend her for matching her chunky gold necklace to her ornate pants? Is there any point to discussing
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