View the gallery I'm happy she won -- she cannot have expected to beat the Taylor Swift juggernaut -- but I wish I'd liked all the outfits better. She can dry her tears on her new bookends. [Photos: Getty]
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WHY ISN'T THIS OVER YET? [Photos: Getty]
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This dress leaves me cold -- it's like the duvet of a bedridden person who's got a WRETCHED cold and no wastebasket. But the hair is my issue -- the braids look sloppy and the rest looks matted, and I'm concerned she just came back from
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View the gallery The men kind of brought it last night. Sometimes "it" was sexy, snazzy hotness, and sometimes "it" was CRAY CRAY CRAZY, but either way, we appreciate them playing. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So much half-heartedness. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So, last night's E! Red Carpet was basically the first time I've really been exposed to Rita Ora in action -- rather than in photos of her coming out of London clubs wearing something INSANE -- and I must tell you, she was TOTALLY CHARMING
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This dress is not good. Barring a miracle or a major staffing change in Team Patton, it's never going to be very good. But at least this one just looks like she stole something that was intended for Katy Perry, rather than something intended for Paris Hilton (or
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View the gallery Well. At least she isn't boring. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, "She didn't even BeDazzle her cane. BORING." However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would
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View the gallery This seriously might be my favorite of her dresses, ever. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery To me, this is a pure Cher Horowitz-style Monet: From afar, thanks to her body, it's at least visually arresting -- but then the closer you look, the less you're dazzled. [Photos: Getty]
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I can't imagine Cheno is that thrilled with how this went: The top is slouchy and unfriendly -- in a way that's similar to Michelle Dockery at the SAGs, yet totally without the visual interest her outfit was at least trying to achieve -- and the necklace looks
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View the gallery Nothing like forgetting there was a pre-party until after you thought you put the SAGs to bed. [Photos: Getty]
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I feel like Claire Danes is usually the unimpeachably pretty dresser -- it's usually sparkly, it's well-fitted, it's hard to dislike even if it's not the knockout best of the night. But she picked a rough one for the SAGs and then
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View the gallery I really feel like this is going to come down to Cate, Kerry, and Julia (and, if I know Fug Nation, probably more the latter two than Blanchett), so I stuck those three at the end. Peruse the other offerings, and then see if any of those
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