View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Remember, I am the wind beneath your wings. And you are the wind beneath mine. Except replace 'you' with 'the natural zephyr of superb holiness in the Divine Church of LOPEZ.' And then you. Except replace 'you' with
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Oh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is not still unwritten? MY HORROR. This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you're going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your
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Kesha here is a tough one to talk about, because at this point I think we're all just hopeful she has gotten all the right help she needed to get over everything that sent her to rehab. But the thing is, I just don't like this.
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You've seen the top thirteen finishers; now let's get to the dregs, which include Sexy Butter Churning, some truly special lyrics, and a man with very surprised hair. 14. Poland: Donatan & Cleo, "My Slowianie (We Are Slavic)." 62 points. Let's not
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The Eurovision Song Contest, which we have been covering for many moons now, is an annual explosion of the very most mediocre that global music has to offer: some good, some terrible, some INSANE, many nonsensical. And it has this amazing power of NEVER being on at a time when
Read moreJust for fun, we decided to nominate a couple of designers to see which one you think "won" the Met Gala, and which one you think punted it away on first down, to use the parlance of the NFL, in honor of the draft tonight. We glanced at
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View the gallery There are A LOT OF CONTENDERS in here. Like, REAL contenders.
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View the gallery Presented in no particular order, and based mostly on our own opinions -- as the Head Crabapples in Charge here -- but also factoring in your reactions where we can. In situations where you loved something we hated -- like Maggie Gyllenhaal -- we always try to evaluate whether we think
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View the gallery Being in this post isn't any kind of INSULT; it just means we've run out of steam, and we've all been at this for too long, so let's put a fork in it. Don't skip it, though:
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View the gallery Some of these are more successful than others. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I mean, this is pretty, but it also wouldn't be out of place at the Maui Film Festival. Which feels like a strike against it on this particular night. [Photos: Getty]
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Much like Kate Mara before her, Dakota is benefiting from my general excitement that this is something resembling anything. I'm neutral on what her hair is doing -- I think I'd have done a bun, maybe even sans bangs -- but the lip is pretty, and the gown,
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I was going to put this up for a vote, because there are nits to pick, but then I decided that I don't care because it's pretty and it's a ball gown and we needed MORE of those on Monday night. Am I in
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View the gallery SO MANY PEOPLE came to this thing. I really think the Met Gala brings a way better celeb-per-square-foot ratio than any awards show, period, anymore. [Photos: Getty]
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I can't believe we almost forgot to deal with this. It was one of my biggest Cathy moments of the entire night -- you know, ACK, sweat drops, hair standing on end, the whole bit: However, all will be forgiven if she brings me a cold Lone Star beer
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