View the gallery "YO, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, ZIPPER, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KIM'S THIGHS HAD ONE OF THE BEST YEARS OF ALL TIME. THEY ARE TRULY SUBLIME, SO FULLY GENUINE, AND LIKE A GLASS OF PORT WINE I ENJOY THEM WHEN
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View the gallery Is it wrong that I found this hilariously entertaining and it filled me with glee? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I can't tell if Madonna is resting on her laurels, or if someone told her Fifty Shades of Grey is AARP erotica and she's trying to ride the trend. [Photos: Getty]
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I am not sure this is what I would call "outside clothing." It's DEFINITELY something she might wear while swanning around her house. Probably in heeled marabou slippers, as she liberally powders herself and nibbles on pate smeared onto toast triangles before SCREECHING at the maid
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View the gallery Ah, the PGA: the one everyone forgets unless they're asking, "Wait, why is Claire Danes at a golf event?" [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I've had my issues with Prada, but not with this Prada -- and CERTAINLY not when it means we get a break from the Dior Dread. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Let's eyeball some DUDES. [Photos: Getty, INF]
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"Hi, everyone." "Yes, I AM still trying to make up for basically everything I wore during the 'Blurred Lines' era. Yes, I realize it's going to take a while. No, I'm not sure if this works or not -- someone asked if
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I love the lipstick and shoe and clutch combo she picked to go with this orangey-yellow gown. But what might it have looked like had the fabric not fainted dead away on top of her chest? Sigh. Wilting is for flowers, and consumptives who have chaise longues on which
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This photographed better than I expected; it wasn't terribly flattering to her on the E! telecast, although that thing was such a clusterfiasco that I think it's possible it tainted everyone it touched. Wherever she was, Giuliana must have popped a cork for her job security.
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View the gallery Lost in Naomi Watts' NEAR MURDER AT THE HANDS OF A TRANSPARENT DIOR was the fact that the lady herself looked lovely. [Photos: Splash, Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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"Oh, thanks, yes, um... I wasn't prepared to give a toast, the bride told me I wouldn't... but... what can I say about Penelope and Maxwell... lovely couple... It was pretty clearly love, wasn't it, when they first gave in to temptation at
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And the Actor goes to... ... Jennifer Aniston, for her role as Heidi Klum in the gritty indie biopic National Lampoon's Project Funbags. [Photo: Getty]
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First of all, can we bitch about how every time Julia presents an award, she just goes up there and extemporaneously chats about whatever she feels is most important (this time, how GREAT Mark Ruffalo is, despite Ruffalo not even being there and not having a damn thing to do
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Julianna Margulies used to be so reliable, but she's having a REALLY awkward 2015. She's usually just sleekly glamorous. But at the Globes, her dress got lost three-quarters of the way down and her hair was a smidge old on her, and now she'
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