Fugs and Fabs: Ladies Wearing White, the BET Awards
View the gallery EVERYONE at this event must have been frantically trying not to spill her cocktail on herself. Go with God, ladies. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery EVERYONE at this event must have been frantically trying not to spill her cocktail on herself. Go with God, ladies. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Taylor did it successfully, and so did Rita Ora. And now these ladies. I know I am a magpie who can't resist something shiny -- I literally said to Heather last week, "I don't need another gold bootie" -- but these looks are
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Apparently the VMAs is becoming the place to announce your baby joy. First Beyonce did it last year, and now Amber Rose is in on the action. Now that she's public, we expect some seriously Fug Madness-worthy maternity garments from her. The suffocating black vines are an
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This is so terribly depressing. I never thought I would yearn for a time when she wore catsuits made of string. This is terribly depressing. The dress has a gangrenous, molted aura, like a mildewing My Little Pony, or a spearmint-scented St. Patrick's Day teddy bear that
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Look, I know Amber Rose has STUFF happening. She's the spokesmodel for the (horrifying sounding) Whipped Cream and Fluffed Marshmallow flavors of Smirnoff. She's engaged to Wiz Khalifa. She's really busy wearing pants we recently saw on Rihanna, but upping the ante with a
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From the Desk of Amber Rose: Dear Fug Nation, I know you thought that I, like others before me, succumbed to the Curse of Fug Madness -- namely, that once securing the title, I fell into relative obscurity. Winning the title, some believe, does to one's career what appearing
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View the gallery The Maxim Hot 100 Party turned out to be kind of the Maxim Please Come to This Party If We Invite You Party. Seriously. When the most A list star on the guest list at a Maxim party is Michael Bay...well, either someone dropped the ball
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(1) LADY GAGA v. (9) AMBER ROSE Just another morning for Lady Gaga, going out dressed like a condom on Good Morning America: Yes, she literally said that outfit was based on condoms, to promote safe sex. Which, okay, safe sex IS important. But, like, so is preventing heart disease
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(1) LADY GAGA v. (16) MADONNA Let's not pretend THIS didn't happen: Honestly, I think I could have handled the meat dress (not really, I'm totally lying) if she hadn't also trussed up her feet like two rump roasts and slapped a
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View the gallery GIRL WITH RESERVED SIGN OVER HER FACE: Holy $%&^ I'm sitting behind noted singer/wackjob Paloma Faith, Marina of Marina and the Diamonds, some dude, and AMBER f'ing ROSE. I DO NOT WANT TO BE SEEN LIKE THIS. PALOMA FAITH: Let's
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Well, your Fug Madness 2010 winner Amber Rose has been stepping up to the occasion at London Fashion Week. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]Every time I've looked at that coat, it makes me think of Dictionopolis and Digitopolis from The Phantom Tollbooth -- the cities where people eat their words
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