Sydney Sweeney and Emily Ratajkowski hit up a Kerastase event, as brand ambassadors, which led to this incredible and surely staged photo of them strutting up a cobbled New York street holding hands and looking like a new Carrie Bradshaw and Charlotte York. Which only came to me as I typed, but it feels suddenly VERY true?!? Charlotte would definitely wear this — it’s RARE that you can ever say that about something Emily Ratajkowski has put on her body — and if you added more interesting accessories, that’s definitely a Young Carrie Bradshaw special. Perhaps multiplied by Boobs Legsly. Indeed, I feel like this single outfit encapsulates everything that ever hasn’t worked about Sydney’s styling, especially its lack of interest in being the right size for her chest. Sadly, the juice here is not worth all that squeeze.
Look how much better this is, just from fitting right and doing less:
She’s at the Hollywood Beauty Awards — Glen Oropeza up there does hair — and this is still sexy, still form-fitting, and serving some cleav, but in a way that doesn’t make her look like she’s starring in a romp called Bounce that’s about the erotic effects of using anti-static dryer sheets.
