I don’t know what she’s promoting and I am not going to look it up!* For all I care — which is, to be clear, a lot — she could be out there promoting herself. She should! She’s SHARON STONE. The View could just have her on to discuss Being Sharon Stone. I have questions about her tights, for one thing, that could take up a lot of time.
*I lied. I think she’s out promoting the new season of Euphoria. Nothing could make me watch Euphoria — it’s too late now and also I am not in the mental place to see Zendaya that sad — but Sharon Stone is as close as it gets.
