I have an honest question. Is this a jumpsuit with a pointless belt, or just extremely high-waisted pants with a matching blouse tucked in at the ribcage? And does any of that explain why someone designed a shirt that looks like someone did a Ren Faire line for Kohls? And can those shoes please find their way to me at my house, where I will love them and cherish them for all eternity? If Cruella de Vil had found those, so many more puppies might have been spared.