TA-DAH! As I predicted (and, you know, a lot of other people also predicted), Meghan made her Ascot debut with Harry today, in a white gown (again from Givenchy! I suspect Givenchy may be to Meghan as McQueen is to Kate — or, at least, that Clare Waight Keller will be to Meghan as Sarah Burton is to Kate) and an excellent hat that I’ve decided is a subtle My Fair Lady reference. We’ve ALSO got Princess Anne, Sophie and the reappearance of the lately weirdly mysterious Prince Edward, both York girls, a blue waistcoat on Harry for once, and, of course, the Queen. I assume all of them swept up to Meghan at some point and told her not to worry about her father’s unfortunate and ill-advised chat with Piers Morgan (NO RELATION) on Monday, and assured her that everyone knows he (her father, but actually also Piers) is an unreliable narrator being manipulated by Samantha Markle. Say it with me: POOR MEGHAN.  Also: SHUT UP, MARKLES.

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