We get a one-day breather before diving into the Sweet 16, so inhale and let the prospect of these tasty battles wash over you. Missed a round? Start here from the beginning; if you need the empty bracket, I’ve got you covered.
(1) EMILY RATAJKOWSKI vs. (4) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN — Thursday
Wow, Emily Ratajkowski had a real test from Mel B. She only won 57-43. That COULD bode poorly for her as she stares down Kourtney Kardashian, who handwaved Fergie with 84 percent of the vote.
(2) RIHANNA vs. (14) NOAH CYRUS — Friday
Rihanna’s 63 percent of the vote was enough to send Salma Hayek home. Noah jumped out to an early lead over Halle Berry, and managed to hang onto it, 58-42.
(3) KATY PERRY vs. (10) DASCHA POLANCO — Thursday
Katy snagged 84 percent of the vote against Jennifer Lawrence. But the real story is Rita Ora not even making it to the Sweet 16. Has Fug Nation’s tide of frustration turned with her? Miracles can happen! Dascha Polanco defeated her 56-44.
(1) DEMI LOVATO vs. (5) JENNIFER LOPEZ – Friday
Chloe Sevigny’s clothes are CRAZY, but I am still surprised Demi and her pants didn’t score in the 90s against her. The final margin was 88-12. She’ll next get Jennifer Lopez, who had three-quarters of you in her corner against Andrea Riseborough.
(1) BELLA THORNE vs. (4) DIANE KRUGER — Thursday
I thought Hailey Baldwin might give voters more of a difficult decision, but evidently not: 90 percent of you picked Bella to move on, and so advance she will, straight into Diane Kruger. Chris Sullivan only managed a third of the votes in that contest.
(2) BELLA HADID vs. (6) NOOMI RAPACE — Friday
Noomi and Ariel Winter provided our closest matchup yet. Noomi squeaked it out with about a 120-vote margin, and gets to move on to… I mean, let’s be real, probably be Bella’s next victim on her march toward The Other Bella. Oh, and The Lone Hadid of the Year took 90 percent of the vote against Jackie Cruz.
(3) ASHLEY GRAHAM vs. (7) KENDALL JENNER – Thursday
Ashley got 79 percent of the vote against Zosia Mamet, which is a pretty strong showing. Kendall dispatched Haim with about two-thirds of the vote, so the sisters will have to come again next year. Bring it hard, ladies.
(1) HALSEY vs. (5) JARED LETO – Friday
Halsey had zero trouble with Ruth Wilson. She beat her 91-9, and now gets to take on last year’s surprise stalwart. Jared Leto beat Paris Jackson, 73-27.
