So, you know how Broadway is opening up again? And I’m sure many theatres and production companies are in need of a hit, to make up for a year plus of being closed. Well, friends, I have your solution: RIHANNA IS ROXIE HART. I’d go see it, you’d go see it, Drake would go see it, Catherine Zeta Jones and Renee Zellweger would reunite to go see it, Erica Jayne would ask for a compassionate release from prison to go see it, and be denied. She’ll agree to do it for one week only, it’ll be AMAZING, and she already has the costume.