Okay, we buzzed through party guests whose first names begin with letters A through H; now let’s plow through the next hunk of the alphabet. Spoiler: There are no Ps and Qs, so I guess maybe that means I shan’t mind mine. ZING.

WAIT. I forgot. There is a P. Sorry, Padma. It’s not personal.

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