Ariana Grande in vintage Badgley Mischka

A pattern! Glinda would NEVER. I quite like this, and as much as I don't understand current makeup conventions – am I supposed to want the tip of my nose to be silver? – her preferred beat, as displayed here, works well with it. A necklace and loose locks might have been ideal, but she doesn't seem to wear her hair down anymore.

Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller

There are a thousand things I would pick before brown lace and a flesh-tone slip, but she looks nice, so there's that. Ben looks like Ben. Perhaps not enough like a man who is hard at work on Severance. Ahem.

Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson

Owen looks VERY chipper and put-together. Remember when Defamer called him The Butterscotch Stallion? That was perfect.

Teri Polo

Teri just seems content to be here.

Rosanna Arquette

I don't know what's going on under there, but the silver boots are fun. I like to imagine she's going to throw off the coat and reveal a leather performance jumpsuit, because she's a huge Juliette Lewis fan and has a tribute band.

Robert DeNiro, Tiffany Chen

Bag dresses really ARE happening. Although her actual bag doesn't go well with her bag dress. Back to the drawing board. Robert looks like he's getting ready to punch someone who sassed him.

Beanie Feldstein

Give this lady some bracelets.

Skyler Gisondo

Skyler promises that your daughter will be safe with him, sir. They'll head straight to the dance and be home by 11, no other stops, no funny business.

Blythe Danner

I assume these are her grandchildren from her son Jake? Though I love the idea of Blythe hiring some prop children, just for fun.

Jen Tullock

IMAGINE how her Innie would feel if she knew that her Outie prefers comically tall winter hats. (Jen is on Severance. Though as of yet, she does not have an Innie.)

Eduardo Franco

Listen, I may not ever want to hear about baby-birding again, but I like that tie, and we MUST applaud the health of his luscious hair. My husband had long, thick dark hair before I met him, and from the photos I've seen, it looked like this. Our children did not inherit this. Sorry, dudes.