Naomi Watts led me on, see.

Yeah okay, the feathers look a little mangy, like she’s an exotic bird that’s just finishing puberty. But I thought, “Well, if that’s the worst she’s got for me, I can take it.”

I am speechless.

Wait, no I’m not: Why does she have a Polterwang growing out of her navel? Is the mighty penis migrating north for the rest of the winter?