I hope Kristen Stewart sends out a press release — or she can even just email me!!! — the day that her contract with Chanel expires. Because she did not attend this event but that doesn’t mean she won’t show up in some insane get-up in three weeks looking mildly resigned. (Although this collection is pretty good, honestly.) (Also this Chanel money meant she could afford to buy her local indie movie theatre and renovate it, so maybe carry on???) (I guess I talked myself back into this.) Anyway, at least Chanel got Kidman to hold court.