Happy Monday to everyone, especially to Natasha Rothwell, the returning actor in The White Lotus whom I hope makes it to the end of the season unscathed. I love the hair, the glasses, the dress, the kicks, the lipstick, and the fact that I cannot see black and white polka-dots without thinking of Bette Midler in Big Business (and the fact that I know one of my friends will read this and immediately text me a specific quote from that movie). Mike White, you had better put some respect on Belinda’s name and SAVE HER from the doom that plagues that infernal hotel franchise. Belinda needs to return in season five as the owner or manager of one in, say, the south of France, where the only bad thing that happens is that Calista Flockhart eats some bad cheese.