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This model is giving me major Jenna Ortega eyes. I don't REALLY think Jenna would wear this, though, so I don't want to suggest her. Maybe Emma Chamberlain.

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Dua Lipa

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I wish my brain worked better – I swear we've seen something similar recently. Maybe it's just that belts-over-abs are back. I regret that I could imagine Zendaya in this. Or Teyana Taylor, maybe.

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This was JTS's look from the Academy Museum Gala, linked in the main post, and I have to say: She made it come alive.

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Kylie Jenner

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And we did just see this TODAY, in fact, on Tracee Ellis Ross at the Daytime Emmys. None of this screams, "Daytime Emmys." Or even, "Emmys." Or even, "Wear me."

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Kylie Jenner would wear that too. Let's assume she'd wear most of these, and try... Yara Shahidi instead.

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Tracee Ellis Ross might've grabbed this in a two-for-one deal.

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I am so vexed by the inability to wash your hands. Leaving that aside, this would have been perfect for Cynthia Erivo's Wicked tours.

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Gigi Hadid

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Teyana Taylor

Elizabeth Banks, but only to a Sunrise on the Reaping event where she's present as a throwback nod.

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Gwendoline Christie

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G Flip

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Chappell Roan

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Did we need one that's nearly identical to the others? I guess this one closes. Ditch the pants, and maybe Kate Mara?

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She looks like Michelle Rodriguez, and I can't shake that, so: Michelle Rodriguez.

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Heeled thong sandals are DEMONS. They cannot go away fast enough. As to the outfit: Would Rihanna wear the jacket? I don't think she'd do it with the skirt.

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Well, I've already said Chappell Roan and I don't want to repeat myself. Lady Gaga, perhaps. Dakota Johnson if she's feeling neglected.

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My mind stretches back to the inspiration for the show, and I cannot fuse it with this. Do snail trails turn mustard after mating?

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Don't like it any better than when it was black, and pants. Daisy Edgar-Jones.

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What about, say... Kerry Washington. She should do more suits.

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Rita Ora

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Miley Cyrus

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JULIA GARNER. That's who this model now reminds me of! Okay, so Julia Garner.

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Margot Robbie

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Aubrey Plaza. Why not.

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Louisa Jacobson

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This is kind of fun. In the interests of not repeating a selection, how about Greta Lee.

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Very straightforward. Next!

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I was going to say Kim Kardashian, but I'm not sure she'd be caught dead in the sweater.

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Ashley Graham.

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I would enjoy this on Amanda Seyfried, for any appearances she might make connected to You Can See Everything. It's unlikely, though. Because JUST WAIT until you see the back, which happens several slides along in the background of another outfit, and cements this for Kim Kardashian.

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Does anyone need to dress up as a voluminous mustache?

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Cara Delevingne

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Cardi B

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ANOTHER one?

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Selena Gomez

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PASS

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I MEAN. Who even cares about this dress. Look at the other one! Kim will slap on a Skims thong and take that to town. I guess this one, um, hmm. Cynthia Nixon, for fun.

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Rosalind Eleazar from Slow Horses.

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A lot of these models are giving Louisa Jacobson, and I've already said her, but she WOULD wear a lot of the sleek suits.

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This would be a hoot during awards season. If Olivia Colman simply refuses, what about Zoe Saldana? Oooh, or Wunmi Mosaku.