This is Jessica Alba on her way to GMA, and it’s she looks SO cute, and it’s going so well…

… until we get to the aluminum clodhoppers. They take this whole thing from Breezy Day Dress straight to I Just Woke Up In My Prom Limo And My Date Totally Ditched Me For That She-Beast In My English Class But Not Before Throwing Up In The Ice Bucket And I Just Need A Goddamn McDonald’s Breakfast Sandwich Please.

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