Michelle Williams in Chanel
Remember when we were desperate for her to dump the Louis Vuitton contract? I would welcome it back with the warmest embrace if it meant her never wearing Chanel again. To be clear, I don't know that she has a deal with them, either, but this is ghastly. This is like the worst Kristen Stewart fever dream.
Zoe Saldana in Chanel
This is also terrible. It looks like refried Fendi, for one thing, which is not even worth refrying most of the time; for another, the shoes are completely wrong.
Cate Blanchett in Lanvin
This is fine and efficient and classy, but I actually prefer the weird giant belt-shoes paired with this on the runway.
Emily Blunt in Schiaparelli, with John Krasinski
I was hoping buzz for her Disclosure Day role had died down, but she just did a Q&A the other day so the campaign is on; I fear the Academy won't be able to resist. As for the clothes, the top looks like someone made it out of black licorice and then poorly affixed it. (He looks fine.)
Drew Barrymore in Chanel
The backdrop makes her look like a ghost in a coat, but at least it's a decent coat. Maybe Chanel should just stick to those for a while.
Ariana DeBose in Chanel
This needed accessories for oomph. But I can respect wanting to minimize the potential Chanel damage by asking for the simplest possible dress.
Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese
Two fairly talented gentlemen, I GUESS.
Jessica Capshaw
She looks gorgeous. The bracelet is just right.
Eve Hewson in Calvin Klein
Great vampy lipstick. Fine outfit. Sure.
Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum
I've decided Emilie is starting a club of People Who Might Secretly Be Andrea Riseborough.
Riley Keough in Chanel
This is also as basic as can be, with the exception of the transparency, which is kind of its only feature. And a middling one at that. I would love to see her pair up with a different stylist, if she has one at all.
Christy Turlington in Chanel
Now THAT is at least an interesting Chanel, even if it also looks like someone messed up the stitching around her thighs.
Marcelo Hernandez
He's really slicked up his style recently, which I think reflects his higher profile on Saturday Night Live. It works.
Robert DeNiro and Tiffany Chen
I've decided DeNiro's whole shtick is trying to scare the photographers into thinking he's about to yell at them. Meanwhile Tiffany is doing a little light Kate Beckinsale cosplay; she's just missing a large bow in her hair.
Michelle Pfeiffer
"Oh, you know, I'm just dropping by, can't stay, haven't actually been cast in a Spielberg movie and I'd really like him to just think about that for a minute."
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