“A legend, an athlete, a celebrity daughter, and a singing sibling walk into a fashion show” sounds like the beginning of a terrible joke, but it’s actually a descriptor of this post. Michelle Yeoh, presumably, is here shopping for Oscars ideas. Noah Cyrus wants us all to see what she’s doing with her face right now, I guess? I’m not sure why Apple Martin is in the building, unless it’s a harbinger of Nepo Baby Discourse to come. But I am DELIGHTED to inform you that Roger Federer makes an appearance.