And we have a new royal baby! All 8 pounds, seven ounces of him — much of which, like his brother and sister before him, appear to be fat, edible baby cheeks. Kate and Wills appear to be extremely happy, as you ideally would be, and, as ever, she is also extremely EFFICIENT, given that they’ve already left the hospital to return home to the comfort of Kensington Palace, and I’ve only been awake for like four hours. Let’s admire them!
Here’s his whole debut:
Little Cheeksy McGee hasn’t got a name yet — well, I suspect he does, but we don’t know it yet — but I will keep you apprised of developments. Don’t you worry.