JUSTIN: CHERISHED LIFE PARTNER, YOU ARE A VISION.

JESSICA: Isn’t he adorable?

JUSTIN: COME WITH ME TO YONDER FASHION DISPLAY.

JESSICA: Right! That’s what we’re here for. A fashion show.

JUSTIN: LET US TWINE OUR FOREARMS IN TRUEST LOVE.

JESSICA: Yeah, that’s… yeah! Fine!

JUSTIN: AND WE SHALL DISPLAY OUR PASSION DEAR LADY.

JESSICA: … Okay, sure, I… no, “dear lady” is basically an anti-aphrodisiac.

JUSTIN: MAWWIAGE. MAWWIAGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGETHAAA TOWAAAAY.

JESSICA: Please let’s just go inside and sit down.

[Photos: Getty   Note: For the complete show, check out Style.com]