Rosalia in Matières Fécales
"Sorry, Rosalia. We can't do a full middle part of the dress. There simply isn't any material to spare."
Rosalia in Matières Fécales
I might try to hide, too.
Camila Cabello in Simone Rocha
The pseudo-bodice, folded down to be a peplum of sorts, drives me crazy because it wouldn't even WORK as an emergency top. It would only come up to her ribcage. It's a weird illusion! This whole thing looks like a Macy's challenge on Project Runway.
Karol G in Celia Kritharioti
This looks clunky and hard to wear, and her styling with it isn't great, either. Beachy hair does not accentuate anything the dress is doing.
Anitta in Vitureta
I just...don't know anymore. Everyone PLEASE just stop outsourcing your work to mice. It didn't work for Cinderella and it won't work for you.
Janet Jackson in Luar
This is not my favorite wig on Janet,but at least she's wearing a gorgeous color, and an outfit my brain can parse.
Ana de Armas in Elie Saab, and Beto Montenegro
Ana accompanied her boyfriend to this, and maybe because she's a plus-one, she didn't get any Vuitton for it? No idea, though I welcome the shake-up. This is quite pretty, although it loses steam past her pelvis. HIs pants are wacky – are those buttons down by his ankles? The proportions here are bonkers.
Ana de Armas, and Beto Montenegro
MORE bonkers proportions, and the shirt and tie are TOTALLY wrong for the suit! Somebody please swoop in and save this man. Also Ana might be a vampire; keep an eye on that.
Gio Rosado
Handsome man, handsome message.
Nathy Peluso in Richard Quinn
I misread her name initially as Nancy Pelosi, and I sincerely hope Nancy tries to develop a career in Latin music. Second, this dress is lovely and almost feels like it should've been deployed at the Oscars.
Mestiza
This is if you combined the Kardashians with Daft Punk.
Bad Gyal in Salih Balta
Oh, sweet Gyal, this IS Bad. That panty window has broken something essential inside of me.
Carin León and Meylin Zúñiga
His suit is very well deployed, and what a gorgeous frock on her. I am refreshed, and perhaps SLIGHTLY repaired?
Dani Barón (right)
Well, I like... his... hat? And I acknowledge her very long nipple scarf.
Santiago Periné and Catalina García
It may seem weird that, with all this happening, I can admire his shoes. But I can and I do. The rest feels like they're an Instagram magic act.
Aria Vega
I too appreciate my veins, but I don't like to wear them.
J Noa
"But how am I going to CARRY my extra skirt? Oh, I know: my boobs."
Anthony Ramos
Do we think he WANTED his house keys to be his only accessory?
Juliana Linhares
I regret to inform her that her dress died three days ago.
Maleh
She is a human scrunchie.
Cristian Onorato
Usually it's women stuck in bad lace shorts and strange socks, so at least we're leveling that playing field. I actually laughed aloud at this, so thank you, sir.
Covi Quintana
When you misunderstand your school uniform rules and wear EVERY option at once.
Laura Castellano
That corset feels like it was intended to solve a problem, but instead created a new one.
Sergio Bolaños Palau aka Peldanyos
You know what, I'll take it. Let's assume it's performance art involving bleach.
Yacoby
That coat is genuinely beautiful; the head scarf looks like a stripper gently left it there after her routine. His website reads, "Between the sacred and the profane, between the lover and the fighter, Yacoby exists in the space where contradiction becomes art." Is that code for, "One of my belts is pointless?"
Carolina Borbely
Sure! It's very J.Lo, and if she had worn it, we'd be like, "Oh, J.Lo, doing what you do best."
Marta Diaz
I love that material. Wish I couldn't see the corset, but the material saves it. It's like sexy metallic chain mail.
Heisel Mora
I wonder if this is by the same designer? I have basically the same note.
Rosalyn Sanchez in Estef y Beltran Couture
I actually don't think this needed the crystals dripping off it, which sort of just look like its nose is running. The dress is so pretty and dramatic on its own.
Kevin Leonel
Listen, sewing is hard. It's a skill. There's a reason you have to EARN the merit badge in Scouts.
Ami Rodriguez
If he's collecting autographs, I hope he stuck those to his clothes with something stronger than Post-It glue. No disrespect to 3M.
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