
I get it, but is repurposing old shoulder pads and then belting your bare skin diagonally REALLY necessary? This could have gone so many other ways, and without any fear of chafing.

Maybe someone pranked both Becky and Rosalia with an "abs and belts" dress code. (That skirt is really cool though.)

She looks like she should be a Miss Universe host.

All I know is, I would follow her in a parade, or a conga line, and I suspect it would be a FUN time.

I assume her bodice was inspired by cinnamon rolls.

This is how you adapt when your halter top is just REALLY uncomfortable.

Camila is a Peloton instructor who has started recording Spanish-language music, which many of her colleagues have put onto their playlists to be supportive. She seems so nice, but alas, her songs are about as adept as the dress.

This is genuinely so intricate and beautiful. A sunny spot!

She looks very confused, as if she forgot she agreed to model for a Las Vegas wedding expo catalog.

He's in the same catalog, dressed as what to wear when you want to skydive during your vows.

If Mary Poppins had a a magical underworld, she would run it.

She put a video on her Instagram that seemed to reveal the "cigarette" just blows bubbles. Between the curlers, the alarm clock, the fake smokes, and the bra falling off, I assume this is telling me a story, and that said story involves putting whiskey in your morning coffee.

This feels pulled from a Tate McRae vision board.

Everybody get your mammograms and do your breast self-checks!

What if he secretly only knows how to play the lute?

I mean, I guess that's ONE thing to do with your old socks.
